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Does learning golf count as planning for retirement?


It's captain hindsight!


To Americans, luxury is just making something bigger.


I wonder if ginger ail can get wash out stupid people?


Spring forward, fall back.


Who needs an airbag when your a ninja?


It's so bright that even the traffic cameras are blind.


Twitter now has 175 million users!


Move over Halloween, Christmas is coming!


RT this if we amuse you, so than we can amuse others!


If I were to open a bank, I don't think I would locate it in Charlestown. #TheTown


I wish teenage dream would come on the radio every once and a while.....


And for the next competition; you will lose 10 points if you die, 5 points if you break a bone...


I wonder what people refereed to as the greatest thing before sliced bread was conceived?


It's a tough life being a trucker, change gear, change gear, check your mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear.


A sport battery car. Only Honda would be stupid enough to see a market there...


The same redneck just said tickle barrel... In reference to what? I have no idea..


I am up north today and I just heard a man refer to gas as "go go juice"


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