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Ulysses S. Cocksman

@USCocksman

Longhorns, Astros, dumb jokes, bourbon. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Man of some people. Wishing everything was better.

these are truly wonderful, kind people who have just lost everything. i have always been in awe of their closeness, their joy, their love for everyone around them. please share, and consider contributing if you are able, no matter how small. gofundme.com/f/sayj9e-help-…


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hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor. www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHear…


tell your children and grandchildren where you were when you watched silas bolden invent the unfair catch today


fairly certain of it at this point

can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today



if texas goes to the hurry up there’s still time for one more ou fumble


can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today


MY GOD THE BALLS ON GARY PETTIS


ok but now the braves should have to play a doubleheader against the tigers


same

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In honor of this I will post my favorite Win Probability chart :

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volleyball school imo 🤘


LOAD UP SMOKEY BOYS WE'RE FIRING THE DANG MONEY CANNON 🤘🤘🤘

So uh - Texas just took the #SendJayAway lead. With a single donation….

JayArnoldTX's tweet image. So uh - Texas just took the #SendJayAway lead.

With a single donation….


outfitted my son's dorm room at this walmart which is as close as he's going to get to a college football experience at ut arlington :(

Why shouldn’t Arkansas embrace their heritage and enter Jerry World vs A&M for the last time from the Wal Mart parking lot?



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