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Quadball parody account
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Due to the government shutdown, the FAA has cancelled flying in quadball.
Pay no attention to the construction crews that just demolished the East Hoop
Quidditch America 🤝 “But how do you fly?”
Was anyone really expecting TSA to show up and not get paid?
BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Xander Manshel and Alex Benepe to a game of Quadball.
Can’t wait to explain why tournament fees are going up because of the tariffs associated with importing an HR from outside the US. That’s how that works, right?
Thrilled to announce that I’ve been picked to lead the Department of Totally Real & Not Fake Sports
If Kamala wins, everyone gets free unlimited soda
So brave of Lost Boys/Second Stars to go beat up some college kids today Truly an inspiration for us all
It has recently come to light in a certain book by a certain Watergate journalist that we sent critical hoop base equipment to Russia during the height of the hoop-breaking pandemic of 2020, and to this we say, fake news.
Don’t worry, our Bible (aka the rulebook) is a PDF, so you don’t need to worry about whether it was printed in China or in the USA
SoCal team anytime there’s a single drop of rain at a tournament:
Due to negative feedback from focus groups, quadball has not been renewed for another season.
Speaking captains are NOT allowed to talk during ref discussions unless you REALLY want to talk
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