Tim F-ing Larkin
@UWantTimLarkin
Just a bro tryin' to do ma' thang. Acting, Sexting, YOLO!
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I have the perfect Father's Day prank. If only I believed @DarrenDDerrek had ever been with a woman. #40yearoldvirgin
Going to amusement parks always makes me feel better about life. It's a great confidence booster to be around so many ugly people. #sexgod
Some recent events have made me see the light. Life is short. So you betta live that B to it's fullest! Sex, Drugs, and Parties here I come!
I nominate @bufferingseries for a Shorty Award in #webshow because they are awesome! shortyawards.com/?category=webs
Got a new Personal Trainer today. He made my previous workouts look like child's play. Taking this bia to a whole new level of sexiness!!!!
"My favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is to curl up in bed with a good book," said no one EVER! Headed out to the Viper Den!
Today I feel like I could take over the world! Gotta do something!
Hmm... I wonder who would win in a catfight between Ellen Ripley and Lara Croft? I have my money on Lara! #sexiestcatfightever
What just happened?!? I see this hot girl and then...then... Oh F! What does this mean?!? youtube.com/watch?v=zVwJrA…
I've been on Twitter for THREE WHOLE DAYS NOW and I still only have 18 followers. Is there something wrong with my body??
To all of my followers... From henceforth you will now be known as my minions! Welcome to the club, your leader loves you!
Kicked @ActorBenLittle's ass hiking today. He can't keep up and never will. #YOLO
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