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#1: 6:30 is a magical time in the marina. It's walk to/from yoga time.
#1: Sean Parker's biggest crime isn't killing redwoods it's this stupid Hipster International playlist.
#1: Programmers are perverts. #2: What? #1: "Ruby on Rails" would be a great name for a porn. #2: So would"Python".
#1: At some point you ask yourself, "Do I want to be a rioter, or rioted about?"
#1: We could easily determine a Delusional Valley Insider score just by counting layers away from Dave Morin on Path. cc @StartupLJackson
#1: Yes, Asians count as minorities. #2: Well if we are just counting, people that went to Yale are minorities too.
#1: At some point people become so stupid you can't out smart them.
#1: Waiting in line to get into a bar in San Francisco is like taking a number to have sex with a hooker.
#1: Never take $aapl stock advice from someone using a blackberry.
#1 on phone: I told him, I don't work in PR because I'm blonde. I'm blonde because I work in PR.
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