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Elvhen Officiator

@UnOfficiator

A woman connected to the old ways, performing ceremonies outside of Chantry control.

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*Rocks at the explosion* Merci! This town! These things never happened back home.


*Leads the bar into a sad, sad bar song. May be standing on a table and singing the loudest.*


*Drowning himself in gin*


I think a drink is in order. A large one.


This is insane! The Harbormaster must be running some sort of racket.


@Nero_Tyrion @JaqsSands And getting a tan would destroy your mystique, wouldn't it?


@Nero_Tyrion *Gestures to the chair beside him* Put on a smile for our stranger, if you wouldn't mind?


@Nero_Tyrion Sounds like an excuse, Nero. And not one sound effect? Unbelievable.


@Nero_Tyrion Have you been listening to me this entire time?


*Starts to pen a letter, from the Hanged Man* Dearest Odele, you win. I am in another awful town. *......*


*Somehow gets a bad feeling* *Shakes it off. This town is a bad feeling.*


@Nero_Tyrion *Thank you, it's nice to be appreciated*


@Nero_Tyrion *It died? This is serious, I will take one (!) piece of purple and die it black in mourning*


@Nero_Tyrion *Feels very sorry, knows how long it took you to get that*


@Nero_Tyrion *Has left you for a bro who appreciates his color palette*


@Nero_Tyrion Insanely; if only more unkempt men approached me in bars.


@Nero_Tyrion Anyone with two coppers to rub together is noticeable in this town.


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