Uncensory
@Uncensory
The random thoughts and ideas we all have but usually don't say...well we're gonna say it.
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I've got a lot of time on my hands...or is it I've got a lot of time WITH my hands?
I've never seen more blatant disregard for the laws of grammar than in social media. If these laws were enforced, we'd all be in prison.
I feel sorry for new borns, they have a hell of a lot of @YouTube videos to watch to get caught up.
What's this obsession with TV shows and naked people? There's "Naked and Afraid" and "Dating Naked". Do I have to do "Curb Naked" now!?
I have a PR team helping me tweet, this is a statement from them: "there is no PR team". Thank you team.
People in relationships don't get drunk as much as single people b/c single ppl get drunk to forget they're not getting laid.
A mother is like the CEO...the husband and kid are her employees trying to please the boss.
If smartphones have done anything, its given me a whole new way to look at going to the bathroom.
That awkward moment when you're starring at someone cuz you think you know them but forget you're creeping the fuck out of them.
Theres a 3 hole punch and a cow at this halloween party...I gotta get the hell out of here.
When friends borrow socks, always give them the ones with the holes.
I think on weekends I'll set my alarm for 7am and then realize I don't have to go to work and then have best sleep ever.
Its coming to that awkward time of the year where all you do is sweat.
I think home washrooms would be much better with the inclusion of a urinal.
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