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El Chisto

@Uncle_Chisto

Que sera sera

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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BRYAN MBEUMO HAS EQUALIZED FOR MANCHESTER UNITED! Arsenal 1-1 Manchester United.



Our best defender this season🔥

Uncle_Chisto's tweet image. Our best defender this season🔥

People are catching hands in Congo

A +90’ penalty decides it. FC Saint Éloi Lupopo secure a 1-0 home win over MC Alger. ⏱️🔥 #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

CAFCLCC's tweet image. A +90’ penalty decides it. FC Saint Éloi Lupopo secure a 1-0 home win over MC Alger. ⏱️🔥

#TotalEnergiesCAFCL


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A man makes money and he thinks he needs to start a family A woman makes money and she thinks she doesn't need anyone But men are the selfish ones

A woman who pays her OWN bills and puts food on the table isn't afraid to be alone.



Baba Mthethwa ke le Pirates?


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Absolutely. The power of being at the right place, at the right time is otherworldly. Even better when you meet the ‘chance’ prepared.

No matter how hard you work, luck remains a powerful force in how life unfolds. ✨



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SM exposed me to how prevalent stupidity is in the world. You have to limit yourself from being overburdened by it's sheer prevalence. It's crazy man.


They love the idea of being in love not love itself 😂

Le rata mjolo wa di aesthetics shem 😂 Yeses



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Some of you watched your parents hold each other down through tough times but you still come here to spew nonsense about marriage like you’re 13 😂


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The goal is to get to a point where none of this matters, and money isn’t a factor. But for where I am rn in MY life? Yes, I need someone who understands that I probably won’t be able to handle everything alone.

You get the flight i get the hotel



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Ikhona le jersey that corporate boys wear with a zip that makes them look so hot and serious.



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The concept of delaying replies I’ll never understand. When I see your message I reply.


Life of an entrepreneur 🤧

Going broke because you're using money to chase money, is a very painful experience.



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I’m responsible for my wins and losses… nobody owe me nada!

what’s a motto you live by



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Coach bag for Valentine’s Day? She’ll have to fund my club’s winter transfer window to reciprocate the same energy.

There’s a sale at Coach at Mall of Africa, in good time for Valentine’s Day. Angibafuni olova abathithizayo.



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Tech is funny, man. 😄 You can build a multimillion dollar company just like this with the right team.

dev_maims's tweet image. Tech is funny, man. 😄
You can build a multimillion dollar company just like this with the right team.

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May all my brothers find their Napoli.


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Eyi Nokwanda, you’re lucky that life hasn’t been that tough for you to get to this point. This is a reality of many a South African unfortunately.

I understand being broke but not even having R100 is just nasty 😖



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Unrelated - during undergrad I used to run a smallanyana tuck shop in my res room at Rhodes. Twizza together with noodles were the most sold out items for me! Twizza sales literally helped pay for my baby sister’s school fees. 🖤🙏🏽

South African entrepreneur Ken Clark has agreed to sell his soft drink brand, Twizza, in an all-cash deal valued at R2.1 billion (about $125 million). The buyer, Varun Beverages Ltd., is a major PepsiCo bottler, and this acquisition strengthens its presence across Southern…

ManqobaMbuli_'s tweet image. South African entrepreneur Ken Clark has agreed to sell his soft drink brand, Twizza, in an all-cash deal valued at R2.1 billion (about $125 million). The buyer, Varun Beverages Ltd., is a major PepsiCo bottler, and this acquisition strengthens its presence across Southern…
ManqobaMbuli_'s tweet image. South African entrepreneur Ken Clark has agreed to sell his soft drink brand, Twizza, in an all-cash deal valued at R2.1 billion (about $125 million). The buyer, Varun Beverages Ltd., is a major PepsiCo bottler, and this acquisition strengthens its presence across Southern…


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