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Biggup to @adamfgoldberg for making our youth great again! Who needs 2019 when you can have 1988 or 1998?! I have my TV locked on @ABCnetwork tonight for @TheGoldbergsABC and the premiere of @SchooledABC! Calgon take me away!!! If@I had a craft matic bed, I’d be sleeping by now


Need everybody to tune into @TheGoldbergsABC tomorrow night and then again next week to see @EricB guest star on @adamfgoldberg’s 80’s sitcom


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I hope none of the MMA Fighters are training. @lexmcmahonMMA is gonna have no choice but to try the deep fried goodness!!!


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Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it


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It's a Billy Madison quote, genius. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Who gave you the authority for all the BS that you dish.



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If you're in New York go check this out I'm serious do it

Get tickets for tour bus show. We start tomorrow night! nycomedyfestival.com/events/tim-dil…



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My vape 😂😂😂

One year ago today, BNN delivered historic coverage of Donald Trump's Election Night victory bars.tl/Vu6u/kTQlcNNPUH

RiggsBarstool's tweet image. One year ago today, BNN delivered historic coverage of Donald Trump's Election Night victory

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I've had a pair of khaki shorts in my closet for around 8 years. Every time I put them on, I feel sad. Yet, I can't throw them away.


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Did some #serious #activism last night

KatTimpf's tweet image. Did some #serious #activism last night

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Aaaaaaaaaand satire's dead


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Especially considering how none of them would ever defend the Access Hollywood tape as "locker room talk" despite 17 accusers coming forward. Soooooo shocking.

I had thought I was past being shocked, but the speed with AL party flacks are pivoting to defending adult men preying on adolescent girls is, in fact, pretty shocking.



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Quick reminder that if you only have a problem with predatory men when they're in the opposite political party then you're garbage.


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Before seeing her abuser ascend to another position of power? Even though there are so many kind people like you who clearly won't shame/doubt her? Yeah, so weird!

I had thought I was past being shocked, but the speed with AL party flacks are pivoting to defending adult men preying on adolescent girls is, in fact, pretty shocking.



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Thanks for providing a perfect example of why these women may have been too afraid to speak out sooner

Alabama State Rep. Ed Henry (R) on the women accusing Roy Moore of having sexual relationships with them as teens: "I believe it is very opportunistic and they are just looking for their chance to get on some liberal talk show." talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/top-alabama…



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Just finished my @NRO column on #RoyMoore, it will be out later today.


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