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A generation of highly educated college graduates who are unemployed and living with mom and dad... the American Dream?

Maybe I can be like @RobKardashian. He's an #unemployedcollegegrad but seems to be doing just fine. Now where are my dancing shoes?


Or, I could write a 20 page paper on philosophy in the 1700s.. oh, that doesn't qualify me for any jobs.. hmm #thankscollege #unemployedgrad


What about extreme napping? Or exceptional chicken nugget eating abilities? I have tons of skills. #jobapplications #unemployedgrad


Does gchatting count as a job skill? #umeployedgrad


Why I should #occupy? If I want to be with disillusioned, unemployed people, I could just hang out with my college friends #unemployedgrad


Yesss, it is finally Friday! Hello Weekend! Oh wait... every day is the weekend... #unemployedcollegegrad


So, um, today is Nov. 4... what's the expiration date on "I just graduated"? #unemployedcollegegrad


Time for bed, I have a long day of job applications, crying and eating my feelings ahead of me... Follow for more #unemployedcollegegrad fun


My roommates are wearing off on me... Watching Dancing With The Stars and in bed by 9:30... thanks mom and dad #unemployedcollegegrad


That moment when you shove your diploma, and your pride, in a drawer and go apply for a holiday job at the mall #unemployedcollegegrad


That awkward moment at the bar when someone asks "So, what do you do?" #unemployedcollegegrad


College Diploma? Check! Hopes and Dreams? Check! Career? ... #silence


Hello world... thanks for the lies #collegegradproblems


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