Marsh Entity
@UnfathomableFog
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I am but a chewed piece of spearmint flavored gum plastered to the bottom of a crust punk’s doctor marten 1460 pascal leather boot
My enemies will never suspect my emergence from the void. I am preparing my army of drosophila melanogaster. They have been waiting for this battle for longer than I have drawn breath. We are collective. We are one.
I have returned from the void after several months. I am sitting once again in my marsh. I am noticing a significant decline in native species of lichen and copepods. I am feeling violently angry about the damage to the delicate balance of my local ecosystem
You ever feel like an expired hot dog abandoned on the concrete? People look down at you but they don’t save you, just walk around so as to not be bothered. Your casing sizzles under the heat of the blazing sun. When will it end. When?
Cops should definitely come to the marsh. For definitely no reason. Nothing will occur and that is why they should come to the marsh. Because nothing at all will happen.
Anyway now I will retreat back into the void for approximately one month and re-emerge at a time when my enemies least expect it and will be rendered helpless by their lack of object permanence (the most fatal attribute leading to the cause of their demise)
How to suck dick in the gayest way possible? Asking for myself
Today as I was minding my own business trotting about in the marsh, a worm said “HEY YOU UGLY FUCK, WATCH WHEREYAGOIN” and I got really sad because I know I’m ugly but they didn’t have to me so mean about it ya know? Anyway then I ate them.
One time I did not live in the marsh. I lived in a domicile for a period. I watched the television. I defecated into the porcelain water contraption. I had 2,000 roommates, some were spiders and some were similar to spiders but not quite. Oh and also there was Sarah.
How can I get people to pay attention to me? I’ve polished my orifices and taken pictures of them but no one even cares.
Omgggggg who wants to come be a slut with me in the marsh hehe
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