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Orange Unit

@UnitOrange

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🤣🤣🤣 I noticed you haven’t accepted my $500 offer yet. 😞


Orange Units are always the best!

my nervous foster cat who was scared to leave his shelter box did this the other day🥹



Orange Unit decided not to give a weather report today.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Orange Unit decided not to give a weather report today.

Rules for eating out in Egypt: Your food will be luke warm. Flies will land on it. Animals will turn up expecting a share.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Rules for eating out in Egypt:
Your food will be luke warm.
Flies will land on it.
Animals will turn up expecting a share.

I sit here patiently and do nothing. You will have a heart and share your food with me because you simply cannot resist.

UnitOrange's tweet image. I sit here patiently and do nothing. You will have a heart and share your food with me because you simply cannot resist.
UnitOrange's tweet image. I sit here patiently and do nothing. You will have a heart and share your food with me because you simply cannot resist.

Deep within the gray you can find comfort in the Orange.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Deep within the gray you can find comfort in the Orange.

Leave it to an Orange Unit to take care of BUSINESS!

Cats are highly skilled predators with a strong instinct to hunt, even if they are well-fed domestic cats. They have exceptionally fast reaction times, ranging from approximately 20 to 70 ms, significantly faster than humans (around 250 ms).



Look at me, I’m almost an Orange Unit! Give me a few more weeks though to get the proper tint.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Look at me, I’m almost an Orange Unit!  Give me a few more weeks though to get the proper tint.

My Orange Unit loves looking out the window at the beautiful scenery outside. He see’s the beauty behind the “3:31” skywriting.

UnitOrange's tweet image. My Orange Unit loves looking out the window at the beautiful scenery outside.  He see’s the beauty behind the “3:31” skywriting.

Orange cat getting a bath. This Orange Unit gets free baths regularly from my White Apparatus.


Why an Orange Unit should be a requirement in every home.

My orange cat was just fat



Orange Unit chillin’ with Grey Device pro max 2000.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Orange Unit chillin’ with Grey Device pro max 2000.

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Never stifle the musical creativity of an Orange Unit.

Bad kitty! 😸



This is why you don’t have Orange Units cooking in the back kitchen.


This is why you don’t have Orange Units working at fast food places.

We need to hire them 🤣



I asked @grok to make a video of orange cats jamming in a heavy metal band.


Though 80 dog-years-old, this canine Orange Unit is never to old to enjoy a bike ride.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Though 80 dog-years-old, this canine Orange Unit is never to old to enjoy a bike ride.

Orange Unit wonders what’s cooking for dinner tonight.

UnitOrange's tweet image. Orange Unit wonders what’s cooking for dinner tonight.

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