Mars Updates
@Updates2Mars
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What is this account for? Earths devs thought they were better than ours because of all the players they have. well now that we have fixed most of our glitches we will start implementing updates that affect our play testers (Martians), and earths players.
⚠️MAJOR MARS UPDATE⚠️ -Added floors 200-400 to martian backrooms -ice physics have been fixed -water is 2% wetter -Color and shadow glitch have been patched. -everyones rank has been reset. the top placers got 300 glazcobs each -frog glitch is being patched
⚠️Mars Update⚠️ -Map update complete -Downloading the new map will also include our magnetosphere. -mars ducks are 3% cuter and 5% more common -Mars geese are 40% more common and 15% less aggressive -there is now a secret passage that leads to a large expanse of water
⚠️Mars News⚠️ -map update is almost complete -magnetosphere is 75% complete thanks to @khalsrobots -welcome @player27real to mars through the main quest. we are working on an ocean. -praying to bread will now give a 5% speed boost for an hour after prayer.
⚠️Mars Update⚠️ -ducks are 4% cuter -geese are 6% more aggressive -the lava run course is now open for the next month. -Lava run is 10% easier to complete -bread is 7% blander
⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️ -Duck team won the poll! -People on the duck team will now receive ☌ 500 and a pet duck. -Glazcobs are worth 10% more. -items in the shop are 20% cheaper for the next 24 hrs, but the shop is 50% harder to find -sleep is 5% easier
⚠️Mars Update⚠️ -Added Mars Cats -The Magnetosphere is at 50% completion -added randomly generated rock formations -you can now buy bottled water in the hidden shop for ☌2 -there is a .001% chance to accidentally get thick water instead of regular water
⚠️MARS NEWS⚠️ -MARS NOW HAS 300 PLAYERS -Map update in the works -bread power balance in the works -Geese and Ducks have been well received, you may now join a team. Team Geese or Team Ducks. winner will get a special reward.
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⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️ -Patched infinite bread glitch -Added a way to duplicate bread. (just more work than the old glitch) -Phantom spawn rates reduced by 50% -The Rocket bread issue has been fixed and is now back on mars. -Added Mars Geese -The quest to get to mars is 5% easier
⚠️MARS UPDATE⚠️ Animal Update -added mars variants of popular earth animals such as Cows, Pigs, Ducks and Cats -You all voted for the final animal in this update “Phantoms” Phantoms appear above your head when you haven’t slept for 72 hrs. they kill you if you don’t sleep soon
⚠️Mars News⚠️ BREAKING -we are unsure where @Player347bis is, he seemed to have disappeared in @Earth_Updates last wave of updates. if you find any clues as to where he is please send the information here discord.gg/XpuwBn2T3r
⚠️Mars Update⚠️ “GOD UPDATE” -we now have the Wheat, White, Rye, brioche, croissant, and Pumpernickel gods -the common phrase “Thank god” has now been replaced with “Thank Bread” -bread is now worth an extra ☌2 -praying to bread now makes bread 20% more filling for the next hour
⚠️Mars News⚠️ -Mars is taking suggestions for god names. -we are working on balancing rocket bread, until then it will be removed. -give some ideas for new vehicle types along with a name. -rocket bread users will be given a sand swimmer MK II as compensation.
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