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Jupiter Updates

@Updates4Jupiter

The Patch notes and Updates to everyone's favorite biggest planet. DM for suggestions. Inspired by @Earth_Updates

⚠️ Jupiter Update ⚠️ just kidding there's nothing lmao - 20% bread buff (Don't tell the devs!)


hey universal sidenotes eat this: -added balls


⚠️ UPDATE ⚠️ - Dogs' licks buffed by 15% - Happiness from cat purrs buffed by 60% - Added 4 water-based mobs, which include sharks and whales. - Cloud density increased by 2% - Improved starter materials by 24% - Removed Herobrine


Should drop an update tomorrow?

yes %85.7
no %14.3

7 vote · Final results


⚠️ UPDATE ⚠️ - reverted all April Fools changes. - LGBTQphobia has been removed entirely, the rules regarding this will be strictly enforced, if seen that you are spouting this hate in chat you will be thrown to Saturn. - Added Dogs and Cats


⚠️ UPDATE ⚠️ -removed all of Jupiter's moons, finnaly i am free -replac ed all cluods with sno - everyone now auto matically starts wif a dinosour costoom -repla ced loot pools with noth ing but sox -Happy April Fools! This update is only available for today!


⚠️ UPDATE ⚠️ - Added pools of water at the poles of Jupiter to accommodate water-based players. Make sure to set your spawn location before starting! - Increased the chance of finding Socks in loot pools up by 10% - Decreased the chance of slipping on bananas by 6%


⚠️ Minor Update ⚠️ - Added a "safe zone" to spawn, to prevent spawn killing. - Added a temporary +100% mining speed and loot luck boost for the rest of the week.


⚠️ UPDATE ⚠️ -Adin Ross and Sneako have been banned from Jupiter servers, for obvious reasons. -Added more clouds -Added online leaderboards


We needed to do a big update to commemorate the return, sorry for being inactive for so long, I promise updates will no longer take 2 months, they'll take 6 months /j


⚠️ Update 1.4 ⚠️ - Being online for more than 2 hours at a time gives the "Gaming" buff, which gives 1.1x EXP and 1.1x Mining Loot and Mining Speed. This buff lasts until you log off. - Added 3 more buffs that you can get from various sources. - Permament 1.2x Loot Luck buff.


⚠️ Update 1.3 ⚠️ - Added 5% more surface dust - Increased inventory space to 200 slots (from 128) - Made a new type of cloud that's 150% tougher to break, but it gives a higher chance of better items.


Been a while sorry, but here is... ⚠️ Update 1.2 ⚠️ - Removed "cock and balls" from loot tables - Hostile Monsters drop 25% more EXP - Added the ability to throw pens at high speeds causing them to do damage to other planets, use sparingly.


⚠️ Update 1.1 ⚠️ - Alpha Testing has been completed, now in Open Beta! - Added the ability to dig holes on the surface up to 36 inches - Pineapple clipping bug fixed - Pineapple value dropped by 3.7% - Reports of obtaining "cock and balls" from loot is being looked into.


⚠️ Update 1.0 ⚠️ - Been a while, sorry, the servers have been acting up, should be fixed now! - Added support for up to 8 player Multiplayer - Added 6 new mobs - Can now find a "Gold Cloud" that gives much more loot and gives a temporary 2x EXP boost. Very rare, however.


⚠️ Update 0.9 ⚠️ - Pokémon have now been seen roaming the northern Hemisphere, this was a hidden feature until now. - Banned @Player460 for being smelly poopy by calling me the worst planet. - Free'd Mariah Carey into the universe


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