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Kenyans receiving the news of Raila Odinga instead of the other guy

Finehairr_'s tweet image. Kenyans receiving the news of Raila Odinga instead of the other guy

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I’m honestly not celebrating Raila’s death but the political shift that’s about to happen.


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I know my father sees my call and thinks what does my pretty conwoman want🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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If you don’t crave this don’t talk to me about back problems


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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things


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subtracting people off my body count


Cardinal rule for noodles: hakuna cha tomatoes


Realization is a mf


“There’s nothing in my gut”… who said that?


Paid for monthly maintenance, rent, paid for gas, bought power, only to realize bulbs zangu zimechomeka zote, suddenly I don't want to buy bulbs.... Ju hizo no vitu gani


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Is kayak the only palindrome where the object it describes also looks the same backwards?


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"Uliza huyu ametoka shule juzi"😭


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The older I grow as a woman, the more I'm learning to consider the concept of marriage as a strategic decision rather than a solely emotional one.


He's really arguing with AI

What Bars? If you think that's bars, then you dont know Hip Hop. Her music is pop music that takes elements from Hip Hop. Without the actual feeling that Hip Hop gives you, we Can Not Say Cardi B has bars.



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i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate

When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf:

immasiddx's tweet image. When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf:


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I’m no expert at politics, but Farouk Kibet was better off staying quiet. Back then, folks imagined he was some enigmatic, power broker calling the shots. Then he started running mouth, and it’s evident that he is just another raggedy, goofy azz, clueless bozo the clown 🤡😂😂


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Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.


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