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Upstate NY Public Defender. Criminal defense trial atty. Follower of all public defender accounts. MMA watcher.

Diego lopes is prime time. Featherweight Charles Oliveira


This comes as a surprise to me

White people have networks of friends, family, trust, and credit that they can basically always find a way to afford a lawyer



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The idea of British people watching The Sopranos is an utterly revolting proposition I had never before considered 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Common Side Effects was great and the first ep of Lazarus was too


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Imagine being a hostage in Gaza. You’re freed in a prisoner exchange. You’re so glad to be back in Tel Aviv. And you see on TV that Donald Trump has put tariffs on your wounded nation. Stabbed in the back. Israel Betrayed. YOU MUST GET REVENGE


Who wouldn’t be this excited to meet Marcelo Garcia … ??

White people have networks of friends, family, trust, and credit that they can basically always find a way to afford a lawyer



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jiu jitsu is the gentle art until a state trooper on growth hormone purposely tears your AC joint with a kimura bc the 16yr old girl in your class laughed at one of your jokes


Log on to Twitter for the first time in weeks to see some takes about Dana paying or not paying $30M to make a big fight happen and instead am bombarded with brain cancer spew about DEI firefighters. I think I’m done man


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very sad. once proud new yorkers are now saying things like "hey, I'm legitimately afraid to be walking here"

New York City is experiencing insane gridlock surface traffic, because people are legitimately afraid to take the subway or walk



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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.


Dude imagine a conversation between the Rock and Kevin Hart… but they both just smoked a fat joint 😂😂😂😂


And pray tell, why do ret*rds deserve to be scammed?

And if you ACTUALLY thought you were going to make money then you're a retard and deserve what you lost. Although i highly doubt anyone lost much money. You're all jealous you're not a young pretty fun girl who can make money fast in 2024.



Hit my DM with a good link / site to watch UFC tmw and I’ll tell you whether to take that plea deal or not or other legal advice of your choosing


Joker 2 was def not terrible. It’s somewhere between solid and pretty good. But I was so excited for him to put on his defense and he just rested right away 😔


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My dad caught me smokin a jay I told him Derrick Rose retired he sat down and hit dat shi w me


Pete Holmes if he grew up in the hood

“Witcho broke ahh” 😭😭😭



Great news! They’re trying the new school sh*oter as an adult! Wow! What a win!


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