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"He need some milk"=Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken


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The Big Bang Theory knows best...

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Is the Biebs really quitting for good? Read here! mental-baseball.com/is-justin-bieb…


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Do men lose weight faster than women? bit.ly/1kNJJpj - sp


"I ain't the relationship type" = I'm a whore


"INSTAGRAAAMMM" = Usually yelled by a group of white girls in excitement after taking a good picture.


Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.


"White Girl Wasted" = Drinking two wine coolers and screaming "that's my jam!!!!" at every song you hear.


Peyton Manning vs. Andrew Luck = Qui-Gon Jinn vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi


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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one


"Halloween" = an excuse for girls to dress up like whores.


Tree: Something that stands still for 40 years then suddenly jumps out in front of a female driver... Apparently


Slut : Someone who's been under more sheets than the KKK


Sunday: the most exciting part of this day is putting pants on by 1 o'clock


women: the most confusing creatures that God put on the earth


Dr Seuss : The greatest rapper alive


;) = A common symbol sent via text message that when sent by a girl, usually indicates that she wants the D.


Beer Pong : a game that needs to be an olympic sport.


"We need to chill"= We need to have sex but not develop any feelings


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