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Implying your permanent superiority is not the same as a scholarly argument #gradschool #academia
Traveling by air always brings out the best in people. Such as fear of dying in a plane crash.
The world may be plagued by injustice, famine, and disaster, but the internet will show humanity more concerned with busting tummy fat
Yes. You've just been glowered at, condescendingly, from a person who carries their laptop in a Trader Joe's bag
Make an argument no one can pick apart? It's easier to eat a burning tire. Actually, just eat a burning tire #gradschool #gradschoolproblems
Ask yourself: who is my audience? Then ask: are any of them not narcissists? Then, put down the laptop and walk into the sea. #gradschool
If prestige is the coin of the realm, then a filthy home filled with cats and dogs is the bank #academia #gradschool
Drs are now calling these 3 "death foods": fresh tears, nails, burgers. None of which are as bad for you as graduate school #gradschool
It's better to give up before you can try. This is because there is no chance of winning, and drinking rail bourbon is a noble profession
It is true! After your second book, you can treat any person however you like. But! You are still an asshole #academia #gradschoolproblems
In the dictator-run future, we will all suffer. But at least we can remember back about being very witty while it was all starting.
Why do we continue to use the word "scholar"? Why not just use the term "terminally unrealistic maniac" instead?
Remember: when you see person w large facial hair & dapper clothes, they are scared of irrelevance, and dream all night of dying #gradschool
People forget too often that the beginning of critical theory was to allow white people to have something new to argue about #gradschool
"The profession" is in a lot of trouble because everyone has just had it with this bullshit #gradschool #gradschoolproblems
The problem is too many academics have beards, and not enough rock mohawks #highered #gradschool
If only every time someone started a question with "I'm concerned that...", they automatically got a pie to the face. Caca pie. #gradschool
To dispose of previous drafts, start a fire in a trashcan, and then step into the trash can #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #highered
Remember: if you say something incorrect, you will dissolve completely & no one will remember you lived #gradschool #gradschoolproblems
Everyone hates the humanities because the humanities hate the humanities
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