Utah Fan Police
@UtahFanPolice
To serve and protect the integrity of Awesomeness. Self-appointed FanPolice. #Cited and #BadgeIssued. Making the world better one citation and badge at a time.
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So I'm on Tinder, I swiped up, and now there's a drag queen named Rolanda at my door who says..."she's down with whatves.."
@CarlosOnUCLA @kimmyfabulous That is a fascinating bedazzling war you got going on.
@Jedizaugg Alan quit advertising to Twitter about being a virgin, it's cool bro, many guys are in your same situation. Be proud.
Gotta give BYU Football credit for fighting like a bunch of Wyoming Cowboys instead a sashay of Hawaii Rainbows...
You sad Ute fans don't be, for Christmas, Chris Hill will hire Jim Boylen to come to your house as Santa and punch you in your vaginas.
@23ounces Don't feel bad for them, they've kicked our asses enough times.
Sorry for the long absence Twitters, been out tear gassing mouthy FSU fans, back now to enforce good Fan behavior. Don't make me taze you.
#PoliceWarning: Today, Utah Fan Police is tear gassing stupid-ass fans complaining about anything and BYU fans orgasming over stupid shit.
If you're "disappointed or angry" with this season thus far, maybe you can Ferguson it by setting your t.v. on fire when Utah plays next.
This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for the being part of a fan base with supermodel wives, Ferraris, and huge mansions. #UteExpectations
@FollowWIN @abc4utah @slcairport @TSAmedia_Lorie Can I bring ham on the plane?
@JohnQCommon @GuntherKFAN #PoliceRadar As a Ute fan you're automatically qualified to be a D1 OC, so you keep calling those plays. NOT!!
It's Monday and Fan Police is very crabby due to a jackrabbit telemarketer from the Sherrif's Fund waking his ass up at 7 AM. #BeWarned
I wonder how many tweets it will take for #GFYWednesday to trend worldwide...or at least in Utah?
@drewtheuteman You know what to do Deputy...today is #GFYWednesday on Utah Fan Police, go out and give people what they need, a stiff #GFY!
#PolicePSA Today is #GFY Wednesday, so anyone who crosses the #PoliceLine today will get a stiff baton to the head and a #GFY hashtag.
#PoliceAnnouncement For you jackrabbit Ute fans who're all "wooweee" with the recruitment news, ya'll obviously never dated a BYU co-ed.
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