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Full Album/Special is now on YouTube! Go give it a like and subscribe! Joe Kelley Ladies & Leftovers | Full Stand Up Comedy Special youtu.be/OjnCb1BidMI

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It's at these moments where I ask myself was "The Art of War" written by a Chinese fella or a fat white guy.


Kris Jenner at $69 million

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I think Tony Montana could've been happy and successful working as a dishwasher and still fucked that guy's lady had it not been for the boot scootin' boogie.


The hit list has turned the tables

Bill Clinton seen with defibrillator at Hamptons airport — sparking new concerns over ex-prez’s health trib.al/XjuXqh0

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I'm happy to live in a society where if you're useless and don't have tits, you just eat food in front of your phone or yell at it until people think you're important.


I take it all back brother. I love them. Brother. Wish my daughter, Brooke, would've picked one like this! #Summerslam #HulkHogan

Cardi B got her own intro 🫡 #SummerSlam

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#SummerSlam


Jelly Roll looks like a combination of Eugene and James Ellsworth. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan


Too much pigment for me, brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan

The OTC and the Yeet Man are victorious at SummerSlam! ☝️🙌



I'm not sure, brother. But just not in my section of the diner. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan

Where does Jade Cargill go from here? 👀 #SummerSlam

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#SummerSlam


Best person won, brother. And not because of her wrestling abilities. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan

AND STILL Tiffany Stratton defeats Jade Cargill to retain the Women’s Championship. #SummerSlam

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Tiffany Stratton defeats Jade Cargill to retain the Women’s Championship.

#SummerSlam


I'll tell ya what brother, when I heard Jelly Roll had been to prison, I expected him to look a little different. Brother. #SummerSlam    #HulkHogan


Logan Paul is great, but his music sounds like something my daughter, Brooke, would like. 😡 #SummerSlam #HulkHogan


Listen brother, I've said how I feel, but that doesn't mean Jade Cargill can't take my vitamins. #SummerSlam    #HulkHogan


If the Black Scorpion shows up, I'm out of here brother. #SummerSlam    #HulkHogan


Sami Zayn wouldn't go to the darkside, unlike my daughter, Brooke. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan


I don't like going to 7/11 after 10:30pm #SummerSlam #HulkHogan


Why couldn't they all be like Virgil? #SummerSlam #HulkHogan


This match is good because THEY aren't involved. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan


I'm gonna live-tweet (live-x) #SummerSlam from the perspective of Hulk Hogan


Am I pro-semitism if I say Jewish people clearly control the entertainment and media industries and I'm cool with it?


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