VJ-Singlemalt
@VJSinglemalt
Ancient philosopher on the wings of single malt scotch.
You can't hit a home run without a pitcher: STOP MASTURBATING NOW! meonwe.com/?page_id=536
They say apples wake up the brain better than a cup of coffee. Fine. Eat your fucking apple. I'm going to Peets!
The stomach, when disgorged from your enemy’s abdomen, can serve as a handy and green/eco-sensitive lunch bag.
I've been eating these genetically modified bananas from Mexico and my penis has a width greater than the size of my fist. WOW!
RT this if you think you can win KBC only because you get 2 or 3 answers right?
Don't you hate when your boss interrupts your emailing out resumes for new jobs!
George Bush and Barack Obama attended Harvard. What's your excuse?
Ugly bitches can't be barbies. Lets get that clear.
I cannot take medicine without water. I cannot take anything seriously without bourbon.
Achieving optimal rates of gastric emptying and fluid absorption
At what age is it inappropriate for a grown man to use the words, "Dude" or "cool"?
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