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@VOdulate

Creative Economy and Tech Lawyer. Extra-social introvert. Writer. Football Connoisseur: @chaosnctrl.

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The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice. 1991. 2025.

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1991.                                    2025.
VOdulate's tweet image. The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice.

1991.                                    2025.

Just a few hours in and I'm blown away.

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Steve.

If this was your Dog, what would you name it?

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ohgracieoguns's tweet image. If this was your Dog, what would you name it?


Wide Aneema.


I never thought this day would come. Welcome to the light.

Formation isn’t the basic issue. But… — If your formation has 5 defenders + DM against Everton, that’s an issue. — If your formation asks your most creative player to play a quarterback role playing long balls to 6 others players near the box while chasing a game, that’s an…



Goated headline.

OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0zBI



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If a woman thinks you’re boring, you’re probably living the right way. 💯


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???

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Mazi Nnamdi Kanu (MNK), told Justice James Omotosho something that shook the courtroom and should wake every Nigerian up. “My Lord, I have checked my file and the laws cited. I cannot find any extant written law in force defining the offences for which I’m charged. Section…

ubasinachimbia's tweet image. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu (MNK), told Justice James Omotosho something that shook the courtroom and should wake every Nigerian up.

 “My Lord, I have checked my file and the laws cited. I cannot find any extant written law in force defining the offences for which I’m charged. Section…


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He thinks he’s at Leicester.😂😂

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is a fox running around at Stamford Bridge! 🦊

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is a fox running around at Stamford Bridge! 🦊
TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is a fox running around at Stamford Bridge! 🦊


When #they see you in the bush:

What stops you from having this type of wedding in Nigeria?

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I miss her.


Loser behavior.

She’s gorgeous But she’s so cheap I can’t make her my main bitch

elonhatescoded's tweet image. She’s  gorgeous 

But she’s so cheap I can’t make her my main bitch
elonhatescoded's tweet image. She’s  gorgeous 

But she’s so cheap I can’t make her my main bitch
elonhatescoded's tweet image. She’s  gorgeous 

But she’s so cheap I can’t make her my main bitch


Just got Google's AI Pro subscription for free.


Which song are you convinced was specially made for you?

VOdulate's tweet image. Which song are you convinced was specially made for you?

Let me check the flavour.


I'm personally rather bullish on Aradel, but he covered the risks to watch for as well. Solid stuff.

$Aradel spiked from ~₦500 → ~₦870, then cooled to ~₦690! Was that FOMO and hype? Or a healthy pullback and another re-entry opportunity? Here’s the plain truth in 90 seconds. 🐺🧵

ngx_wolf's tweet image. $Aradel spiked from ~₦500 → ~₦870, then cooled to ~₦690!

Was that FOMO and hype? 
Or a healthy pullback and another re-entry opportunity? 

Here’s the plain truth in 90 seconds. 🐺🧵


Eyin olowo yìí sha.

Eating is my stress coping mechanism 😂 My mouth has not stopped moving since I got to work. Ribena, caprisone, biscuit, chewing gum, chocolates, parfait Feed the body that works the money 🙂‍↔️



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I wanted to name myself after Tems album Born in the Wild but the username was already taken so I used @bornwilld instead

What's the lore behind your username?

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Man, you never see Messi fans do low IQ stuff like this. Even if I genuinely loved Ronaldo, I'd give anything not to be associated with these guys.

Messi and Ronaldo did the exact same thing. Messi got praised, Ronaldo got booked. It’s always him they go against. 😭😭😂



You're not that guy.

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My biggest prayer point right now is clarity. I need clarity. I need to know what to do and how to do it.


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