ValiantShadows's profile picture. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited - like me. Fem!Jace Herondale. {TMI/#RP}

Jess Herondale.

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The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited - like me. Fem!Jace Herondale. {TMI/#RP}

We do. Well, look at that.


[Mutters something about being a little blonde minx, or whatever he calls her.]


Jess Herondale. reposted

Oh, I lied. The little blonde minx and I spent a night together.


... I'm calling bull on that.


@NephilimsLight: I haven't had sex since... [He began counting on his fingers.] ... since Brian and I called it quits.” [Clears throat.]


No toes? I'm disappointed.


Jess Herondale. reposted

I will make it into a necklace for you Jess.


Nono. I'd like to see this mundie's toe.


@NephilimShadows: I like girl Jace. I always wanted a sister.” Glad I could be of such service.


I am sexy, charismatic, and witty. What's not to love?


Jess Herondale. reposted

Jess, I like you. I think I will keep you.


Because I am Jace, essentially. That's why.


Oh, yeah. Kill the mundie my doppelgänger has taken under his wing. That'll be fun to watch.


@NephilimsLight: I'll just kiss myself. [Raises an arm and briefly plants his lips on the muscles in his left bicep.]” Right here. 😏


No payment, no stripping. [Nods.]


[Stares at the number of followers.] Well, well. 😏


But then again, I'm not drinking any fae concoction, either.


I don't want to get turned into a rat if I kiss him.


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