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The raid has begun. $VLHLA is breaking through the Sol network, rocketing in value with every charge. Those who ride the wave will seize legendary gains. Meme Contest launches Monday — 250,000 $VLHLA to the victor. Are you ready? #VLHLA #Solana #Crypto #Altcoins #ToTheMoon


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The U.S. walking into Greenland like


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What is that we smell? Could it be..... $vlhla? #Valhalla szn loading. The Gods will it.


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Here we go...


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Childish Trumpino is rocking into the New Year curtesy of @demonflyingfox This is America 🚫🧠 @Idiocracy


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2025 wasn't the year we were hoping for Vikings, but the real vikings stand at the ready. May 2026 bless us with a glimpse of #Valhalla. $vlhla to #Valhalla

SolValhalla's tweet image. 2025 wasn't the year we were hoping for Vikings, but the real vikings stand at the ready.

May 2026 bless us with a glimpse of #Valhalla.

$vlhla to #Valhalla

🥴 #idiocracy 🚫🧠

ValorValhalla's tweet image. 🥴 #idiocracy 

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Credit where it’s due: the US military can execute a clean operation like absolute pros. 🇺🇸 Shame the admin immediately followed it up with a full clown car press tour. 🤡 #hegseth #pegseth #madurocaptured #Venezuela #idiocracy

idiocracycoin's tweet image. Credit where it’s due: the US military can execute a clean operation like absolute pros. 🇺🇸

Shame the admin immediately followed it up with a full clown car press tour. 🤡
#hegseth #pegseth #madurocaptured #Venezuela #idiocracy
idiocracycoin's tweet image. Credit where it’s due: the US military can execute a clean operation like absolute pros. 🇺🇸

Shame the admin immediately followed it up with a full clown car press tour. 🤡
#hegseth #pegseth #madurocaptured #Venezuela #idiocracy


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This post reminds me of a conversation we had in the Ribbit Hole many months ago when it was said by an insider that we have no idea how big $tibbir is. We sat in there discussing what that could mean. How big could this be? What didn't we see? As it seems we approach the Event…

🚀 2026: The year humans stop being the primary users of the internet @a16zcrypto @a16z just dropped their annual predictions. There’s one theme that connects everything: 📌 2026 marks the shift from products for humans → to an economy built for AI agents. What changes? 👇…

genrih99999's tweet image. 🚀 2026: The year humans stop being the primary users of the internet

@a16zcrypto @a16z just dropped their annual predictions.
There’s one theme that connects everything:

📌 2026 marks the shift from products for humans → to an economy built for AI agents.

What changes? 👇…


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$tibbir alfa.

if you read my research from this week watch "The Future of Digital Assets" video on YouTube where @mickymalka is talking about token factories. three type of tokens, identity/expert/asset... and study what he says about identity tokens. aha moment. the identity gap I…

Altcoinist's tweet image. if you read my research from this week

watch "The Future of Digital Assets" video on YouTube where @mickymalka is talking about token factories.

three type of tokens, identity/expert/asset...

and study what he says about identity tokens.

aha moment.

the identity gap I…


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THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST HAPPENED The world’s largest corporate Bitcoin holder is now worth less than its Bitcoin. Stop and read that again. Strategy holds 650,000 Bitcoin. Worth $55.9 billion today. Its market cap: $45.7 billion. Wall Street is valuing the company at negative…

shanaka86's tweet image. THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST HAPPENED

The world’s largest corporate Bitcoin holder is now worth less than its Bitcoin.

Stop and read that again.

Strategy holds 650,000 Bitcoin. Worth $55.9 billion today.

Its market cap: $45.7 billion.

Wall Street is valuing the company at negative…


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BREAKING: The US Labor Department announces that it is CANCELLING the October jobs report. For the first time since 2013, we will not be receiving a monthly jobs report.


We got Big Mac’s that cost 328% more than they did in 2020, though, so there’s that. Let them eat “sludge”? Nah, up the prices for the sludge in Q4 #idiocracy

Maxwell House becoming Maxwell Apartment feels about right for this economy. Even the coffee brands are downsizing while pretending it’s a vibe. At this rate we’ll be drinking Maxwell Studio by summer and calling it “market reality.” 🚫🧠 #MaxwellApartment #EconomyGotJokes



Zomg, can I get a Taylor ticket for 538 dollars?!

Wild how we treat celebrities like gods for existing and billionaires like prophets for hoarding. Same energy as worshipping people who wouldn’t notice if we evaporated in broad daylight Meanwhile the rest of us are out here doing side quests just to pay rent. #CultOfFame



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Because it’s over. Suckers voting for Trump thought he would usher in a bull market. Instead he fucked over everyone that voted for him and took all the money for himself and killed the crypto market. Not wrong @3orovik


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BREAKING: Andrew Tate has reportedly been “fully liquidated” of his crypto.

Polymarket's tweet image. BREAKING: Andrew Tate has reportedly been “fully liquidated” of his crypto.
Polymarket's tweet image. BREAKING: Andrew Tate has reportedly been “fully liquidated” of his crypto.

Just when you thought he was done

Where the chandeliers cost millions, the morals cost nothing, and the only thing hanging by a thread is society’s collective sanity. $Idiocracy, the first meme coin powered entirely by “wait… we’re doing what now?” energy. Welcome to the ballroom. Leave your critical thinking…



Bill really does have that swagger 🚫🧠

Who had Trump and Hilary in a love triangle on their 2025 bingo cards? Hell of a #parlay opportunity, if so… #idiocracy



Unveiled to inspire confidence. Immediately face-plants. Perfect metaphor for this clown-market

Bot tried to stand up… gravity said “slava #idiocracy” Not even the machines want this timeline.



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perhaps a higher low for the major alts here? Or sweep the bottom of the range again?


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Beeple's new artwork revealed today "Born in the Trenches" made me really think about what else he is trying to convey regarding $tibbir. And what occurred to me is the title of the piece may not be what I initially thought it meant. At face value, $tibbir was born in the…

JoeyF07's tweet image. Beeple's new artwork revealed today "Born in the Trenches" made me really think about what else he is trying to convey regarding $tibbir.

And what occurred to me is the title of the piece may not be what I initially thought it meant.

At face value, $tibbir was born in the…

#McRib is back just in time for #SNAP not to be!

The slow slide into #idiocracy is riddled with reconstituted meat, eh, @BasedChadHQ? Do yourself a favor and grab a burger and then a bag.

idiocracycoin's tweet image. The slow slide into #idiocracy is riddled with reconstituted meat, eh, @BasedChadHQ?

Do yourself a favor and grab a burger and then a bag.


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