🎸🦖Laura Maz🦕🎙
@Vamphlet
Aggressively Cute, Occasionally Funny. Former games journo. Video games, wrestling, some sciencey stuff too. Vamp PMS Leader Emeritus @PMSClan.
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I know that it is the entire point, but the sheer volume of insane shit that is just happening non-stop right now is so overwhelming that it took me 14 hours to find out about the The Fucking Discombobulator
BREAKING: Trump reveals the U.S. has a secret weapon called “The Discombobulator” which was used to render Russian & Chinese rockets useless during Maduro’s capture.
Whenever states call themselves a commonwealth it’s like grow up you’re only doing that for attention
I started early enough to know that you didn’t put the original PlayStation on its side like that lol
Je vous en supplie jouez à Cyberpunk, vous vous rendez pas compte de l’expérience que vous allez vivre c’est un chef d’œuvre SUR TOUTES LES FACETTES DU JEU, ne restez pas sur le lancement
Pourquoi personne m’a prévenu que Cyberpunk 2077 était aussi incroyable ??
I've never watched a single second of Funhaus except for this clip but it's still one of the funniest gaming clips I've ever seen lmao
this tweet is especially funny bc when my brother was little i watched him play through fallout 3 and kill every single person on the map and proceed to get frustrated bc there wasnt anyone left to trade with
the whole “we’re gonna make so much money by nuking the world” stuff in Fallout is just so dumb. like…do you think the numbers in your bank account are gonna mean anything when you’ve blown up all the banks
It’s becoming increasingly clear the divide between people in fandom who genuinely love fandom & shipping as a culture/hobby & people who probably never would have joined fandom if internet & social media hadn’t become the main source of entertainment for young ppl the way it has
how to piss off the entire Fallout fanbase in a tweet: i love fallout I love fallout 2 I love fallout 3 I love fallout new vegas I love fallout 4 I love fallout 76 I love fallout shelter I love the fallout TV show
absolutely nobody was thinking about hole milk until you brought it up dude
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
Jack Perry before choosing Young Bucks: “Luchasaurus is injured. JetSpeed got taken out. Christian got Marko fired years ago. HOOK's a bad guy now. Where am I gonna find 2 greased up, warmed up, pumped up, testosterone through the roof partners.” 😂
we have normalised overconsumption. listening to a podcast while we walk, scrolling reels in the toilet, listening to music while we cook, watching a show on Netflix while we eat. it’s as if there is NO breathing space for your mind. you’re constantly trying to fill the void, the…
checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow
“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her
used to think the idea of hypnotized sleeper agents turning violent after hearing an activation phrase was far-fetched, but then I heard the Microsoft Teams jingle for the first time in two weeks today
First day of 2026 and I see someone running Doom on a labubu
This signals the official end of Toyotathon
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
Dawg, it has the same diagonal crack pattern. how the fuck did this get missed.
So, the new BF6 battlepass cant be completed and it has a skin that is blatantly copying COD. I'm sure Reddit is handling this we- OH MY GOD
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