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Chris Varney

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You're welcome world. I Wear The Ring.

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This country needs a real Black Friday again. Fighting strangers for random Tupperware and towels would heal us as a nation.


The little crunchy bit of batter at the base of a corndog is the absolute best, and most satisfying part to eat. I would argue it’s one small gift that God probably uses to show His love. #corndogsrule #corndog #ieatlikeatoddler


Can’t Hardly Wait and Idle Hands are pinnacle movies from any decade. Second only to 1987’s The Princess Bride. @TheReal_Jlh and @jessicaalba are apex 90’s excellence. This is a hill I will die on! Proudly….


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One of the most beautiful songs ever written


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Lisa Turtle will always be my girl... #SavedByTheBell


Most days….

Some days my best friend is bacon. I make no apologies.



1998ish Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy will forever hold a special place in my puberty ridden teenage heart. #smg #buffy


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Name a cover song better than the original

SteelRain602's tweet image. Name a cover song better than the original

Yes….

Some days my best friend is bacon. I make no apologies.



Boiling eggs is a ridiculous test of culinary skill. Out of the same carton, one will come put perfectly cooked and peel beautifully. The next one may be over done and looked like it was peeled by cougar (not the fun ones) after smoking meth. The rest are just all over the place.


I really hate the phrase “good vibes”.


I still stand by this statement!

Of all the reasons I hate government, ruining Saturday morning cartoons is the worst. Well next to taxes. #GiveMeCartoonsOrGiveMeDeath #DontTreadOnSaturdayMornings #MakeSaturdaysCartoonAgain #TarAndFeatherPoliticians



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I want whoever designed the chick fil a drive thru to be president


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Our country being formed before weightlifting culture being established is a tragedy. I know they would've made benching at least 225 a mandatory presidential requirement.


UP THE RA!!!


Just posted a photo @ Stevens Barracks, The Citadel instagram.com/p/Cn3TWdaMtpAn…


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The employee contribution limit for 401(k)s will jump to $22,500 for 2023, the largest increase ever due to inflation adjustments.


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