Best line from a co-worker this week: Might as well open the blinds and let the gloom in.
Burger King has raised its prices twice in the past few months and have subsequently lost my business.
You know spring is on the way when you wake up to a quarter size spider in the kitchen sink.
If no one has coined the word "shamiversary" for the anniversary of a fake marriage, I'm in baby!
There's an immovable 2.5 foot wall of snow at the end of my driveway & a pandemic trying to kill us all and this is the word they chose?? Wordle 213 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
One of the best comments I've ever seen on the internet: "I never knew how much I needed to hear George Harrison say the word pomegranate."
Congratulations Fleet Foxes for being the only American music act on my Spotify top 100 songs of 2021.
On the 3rd day of impeachment the GOP gave to me: jurors meeting with the defense attorneys.
On the 2nd day of impeachment the prosecution gave to me: new graphic video that proves individual 1 is guilty.
On the 1st day of impeachment the defense attorney gave to me: 45+ minutes of rambling idiocy.
United States Trends
- 1. #WWENXT N/A
- 2. Ford N/A
- 3. Wemby N/A
- 4. Chet N/A
- 5. #TheRookie N/A
- 6. #kubball N/A
- 7. Peyton Watson N/A
- 8. Kansas N/A
- 9. Iowa State N/A
- 10. TJ Sabula N/A
- 11. #ThunderUp N/A
- 12. Seton Hall N/A
- 13. Reggie Miller N/A
- 14. Jaida Parker N/A
- 15. Dale Partridge N/A
- 16. Weathers N/A
- 17. Tre Jones N/A
- 18. Nate Ament N/A
- 19. Rock Chalk N/A
- 20. #RHOSLCReunion N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.