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Rahul V

@VatsUpp

Entrepreneur, Music explorer, Acoustic Guitarist and always looking for a joke. Working on Creatives automation tool : Vizard

With a red light in every 500 meters we can now safely declare Gurgaon a Red Light District. #Gurgaon


My @IndiGo6E from Delhi to Ahmedabad departure delayed by 1.5 hours yesterday and just now the return flight departure got delayed by 1 hour. The problem is they have monopoly, they don’t care.

Has a similar experience in @IndiGo6E yesterday. Had to wait in the flight for an hour before take off, and 30 mins post landing. What is going on?




Madhuri : ‘ What is your favourite song of mine?’ Tim : ‘ cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook ….. choli ke peeche…’ #AppleBKC

VatsUpp's tweet image. Madhuri : ‘ What is your favourite song of mine?’ 
Tim : ‘ cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook ….. choli ke peeche…’  
#AppleBKC

The only real life use case of 5G is to take a screenshot of download speed and share with your friends and relatives in Tier 2, Tier 3 cities #5G

VatsUpp's tweet image. The only real life use case of 5G is to take a screenshot of download speed and share with your friends and relatives in Tier 2, Tier 3 cities #5G

Itne toh mein chawal nahin khaata jitna unki parali ka dhuaan khaa leta hun #DelhiPollution #DelhiAQI


The last over was directed by Priyadarshan #INDvsPAK


Lalit Modi's One Word Tweet : Sushmi'tha' #LalitModi #SushmitaSen


What do you call a regular average guy with lots of pubic hair? Tom Dick Hairy


That is exactly how the birds do the mating call… a tweet in the truest sense


Magnificent game of tennis. And whatta fighter Rafa is 🙌🏼. #Wimbledon2022 #Nadal


Bhalu is like .. ‘ ek baar shoulders strong ho jaayein toh mein isse ache pull ups maar lunga’


When you buy When rich people Lacoste t-shirts buy Lacoste t-shirts

VatsUpp's tweet image. When you buy        When rich people   Lacoste t-shirts     buy Lacoste t-shirts

Can’t the other side of farmers now sit on dharna to bring back the farm laws? Or it doesn’t work that ways? Just asking #Farmlaw #Farmlawsrepealed


People looking to get hired, take notes

How to NOT get hired (without making any effort): Here is a time-tested list of things to do/say in your job application which will get your resume straight into a bin. Inspired by the applicants who succeeded in not getting hired. A thread.. 🧵



All the soon to be parents waiting to announce 'it's a baby girl/boy', I would say wait till 'they' announce their pronouns. You could be sued 15 years later for boxing them into an identity. Be careful. Very careful 🤪 #woke


It was really baffling to see Eng players getting out without Kohli’s animated celebrations. Unreal #IndvsEng


Yes, please. Either sell this tweet of mine as an NFT or please just stop talking about it for some time. 😛 #NFTs #Crypto

I know NFTs are great and stuff but can we get a week long break from NFT Twitter please? #NFT #Crypto



By reducing the number of people on Earth. True climate warriors

VatsUpp's tweet image. By reducing the number of people on Earth. True climate warriors

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