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Algerians are killing me 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

PeakSxnti's tweet image. Algerians are killing me 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

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“Building a monopoly is the goal, competition is for losers.” — Peter Thiel

Yuchenj_UW's tweet image. “Building a monopoly is the goal, competition is for losers.”

— Peter Thiel

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I am being told that because China is lying about its population size this means that actually almost every single Chinese citizen has traveled by air.

China's civil aviation regulator said this week that 500 million Chinese citizens have traveled by air so far. That means 900 million haven't.

ZichenWanghere's tweet image. China's civil aviation regulator said this week that 500 million Chinese citizens have traveled by air so far. 

That means 900 million haven't.


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A feminist's worst nightmare is not a misogynist man but a normal woman who loves her man

She’s richer than him, more famous than him, more successful than him, and they aren’t even legally married, yet somehow all the kids SHE carried & birthed got HIS last name??? 💀💀💀 patriarchy is a hell of a drug



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A team of Brazilian doctors are using earwax to detect tumors with 100% accuracy. Earwax is lipid soluble and has a lower turnover rate than other biological fluids like blood, urine, sweat and tears—making it ideal for detecting longer term changes in metabolism. The team hopes…

anomalie_blue's tweet image. A team of Brazilian doctors are using earwax to detect tumors with 100% accuracy. Earwax is lipid soluble and has a lower turnover rate than other biological fluids like blood, urine, sweat and tears—making it ideal for detecting longer term changes in metabolism.

The team hopes…
anomalie_blue's tweet image. A team of Brazilian doctors are using earwax to detect tumors with 100% accuracy. Earwax is lipid soluble and has a lower turnover rate than other biological fluids like blood, urine, sweat and tears—making it ideal for detecting longer term changes in metabolism.

The team hopes…

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Laughs in Kilimani installation. 🫠🫠🫠

🚨 NEW: The proposed Chinese super-embassy includes a secret basement room just a metre away from Britain's most sensitive communication cables [@Telegraph]

PolitlcsUK's tweet image. 🚨 NEW: The proposed Chinese super-embassy includes a secret basement room just a metre away from Britain's most sensitive communication cables

[@Telegraph]
PolitlcsUK's tweet image. 🚨 NEW: The proposed Chinese super-embassy includes a secret basement room just a metre away from Britain's most sensitive communication cables

[@Telegraph]


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Reading the ODM 2007 election strategy confidential file dumped by Wikileaks. Your favs are messy.

ngwata_'s tweet image. Reading the ODM 2007 election strategy confidential file dumped by Wikileaks.
Your favs are messy.

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BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!

forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!
forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!

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For fuck's sake

BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!

forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!
forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: On March 03, the moon will turn blood red for 82 minutes, and nearly 6 billion will have chance to witness it!


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For the exact same price, the Bio Barista is a better buy than the boxed UHT. Creamier, more protein, tastier.

shobanes's tweet image. For the exact same price, the Bio Barista is a better buy than the boxed UHT. Creamier, more protein, tastier.

mbona bio wanauza maziwa half off. ama ni cos inaoza cos people could not tell it's milk from the branding?

dexxe's tweet image. mbona bio wanauza maziwa half off. ama ni cos inaoza cos people could not tell it's milk from the branding?


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Why I hardly take advice from hearsay reviews. Most car advice you get is some guy telling you to get a 2004 Toyota.

Urunzii's tweet image. Why I hardly take advice from hearsay reviews. Most car advice you get is some guy telling you to get a 2004 Toyota.

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Lake Kivu in DRC can beat Lake Como in terms of PR if Goma was serious

Lake Como, Italy

girlmath_says's tweet image. Lake Como, Italy


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There is a game being played by these small Kenyan car finance firms. They will agree to finance a car you are buying,after you pay for valuation they will come value the car then give a vague excuse as why they won’t be financing. They are are in for the valuation fee business…


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North Eastern MPs holding a press conference in NAIROBI to reject the allegations that they all live in NAIROBI is just diabolical


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Inakuwanga hivyo. In fact when you watch his streams, you have to keep going off-stream because it's madness to just keep up. He gets overstimulated. What made Kenya crazyyy is that he met a crowd crazier than him😂😂. He was the one struggling to keep up. Makoosa!!😂😂

are his streams usually this chaotic ama hawa watu wako maandamano?



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🇮🇷⚡- Iran's cyberspace command say it has managed to successfully shut down 90% of Starlink access through electronic warfare

MonitorX99800's tweet image. 🇮🇷⚡- Iran's cyberspace command say it has managed to successfully shut down 90% of Starlink access through electronic warfare

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Dear fucking LORD

The eldest son of Iran's last Shah, Reza Pahlavi, defended Israeli attacks on his own country on the BBC, just like Maria Corina Machado did in Venezuela.



Look at this message man 💀💀💀💀

Congratulations to Wode Maya on his wife’s pregnancy after 6 years of miscarriages, hopelessness and near-death experience. Although biological incompatibility could be an underlying cause, we wish the famous YouTuber the best! Lesson: Always check your genotype!

BongoIdeas's tweet image. Congratulations to Wode Maya on his wife’s pregnancy after 6 years of miscarriages, hopelessness and near-death experience. Although biological incompatibility could be an underlying cause, we wish the famous YouTuber the best! 

Lesson: Always check your genotype!
BongoIdeas's tweet image. Congratulations to Wode Maya on his wife’s pregnancy after 6 years of miscarriages, hopelessness and near-death experience. Although biological incompatibility could be an underlying cause, we wish the famous YouTuber the best! 

Lesson: Always check your genotype!


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In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them.


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