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Virgin Problems

@VirginProblems1

Whether you have them or not, they are universally funny.

When ppl make fun of virgins and you totally play into it so you won't be caught #virginproblems


Line your lips keep em closed, cross your legs, dots your eyes and never let him see you cry


So you're saying you don't want to date a 22 year old virgin... Well this is awkward


Oh I'm sorry, was a kiss not good enough? #virginproblems


When you desperately realize you need to buy new underwear but decide against it because hey, no one is going to see it #virginproblems


Took a Twitter hiatus .. sorry tweethearts. I promise I wasn't slutting it up with another account #virginproblems


When people ask you if you are waiting for marriage <<<<<


My mom just gave me a glass of boxed wine... What is happening in my world


If you tell me on the first date you think its rude if I don't offer to pay first.... trust me we won't be going on a second date


I love having gay guy friends... they make me feel validated for thinking straight guys suck


I swing my hips so you can watch and want as I walk away


Went on a date with a 33 year old virgin. Never again


Virgin Problems reposted

Shut Up. My favorite song is playing.


Why are dirty songs always the best ones to sing loudly??


You can't kiss me until the 2nd date


No I asked for a non fat chai latte! The whole milk adds to the already ridiculous calorie count!


#followmeluke is trending. Am I the only one who would rather have


Watching march madness.... #ronbaker I have the biggest crush on you


When all you do is waitress and you don't have time to tweet or have a sex life #virginproblems


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