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Previous work: http://story.planetquest.io

Roghan Duggan Metcalf

@Vitastacious

Tattoos are temporary, fractures are forever. Opinions are stolen from the Albanian rat who lives under my desk. Previous work: http://story.planetquest.io

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This story appeared on my desk written in magazine scraps and glitter glue. And are those teeth? I may not know what it means, but I'm so grateful the @Random__Sample editors believed in this bizarre little piece enough to include it in Issue 8. randomsamplereview.com/2023/03/19/spe…


I've always thought a lone colon should be pronounced with a slight gulping sound


give someone a posthumous nobel prize for the invention of pasta. I don't care who- just someone. Make them up for all I care


Should be against the law for beds to be cold


'Deadpan' implies there are also alive ones. Watch your back.


Repetition inspires passable mediocrity


You know that thing where all the blood circulation in your body reverses? Neither do I but I just thought about it and I can't stop


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