Dani LeBlanc
@VolatileGrace
She's beauty; she's grace; she'll shoot you in the face| #IvyLeagueStoner & mistress turned wife to my prince, @FullOfFuckYou| @GracedBySight's Non-SL #RedQueen
Dear @FullOfFuckYou, This is my request to get high and swim naked through the ocean. Love, Your She-Devil
Can’t stop won’t stop. @FullOfFuckYou
(814): Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The days when @FullOfFuckYou and I pretended like we didn’t share a room.
(317): Just tried to tap morse code on the wall separating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I have everything we need to celebrate the holiday with a round of “Dirty Teacher”...and a few other things, too. Happy Valentine’s Day @FullOfFuckYou.
I’ve been telling you I want to go back to London for two years now.
So THAT’S where you get it...
Hey, @FullOfFuckYou, I need you to take me out so I can dance on a bar. You can eat anyone that gets too close, I know you always enjoy that.
From the first time I came tumbling into your bedroom window, not even I could have seen the wonderful life we have together coming. Every moment I spend with you, I fall a little more in love. Happy Valentine’s Day, @FullOfFuckYou.
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here trying to figure out why my husband is shooting arrows into the pool. @FullOfFuckYou
Everything looks good on me, especially when I’ve been bad.
Happy birthday, @FullOfFuckYou!! I got your mom to agree to watch the kids so we can book a trip to Amsterdam!
At least nobody has gone into labor? *clears my throat while adjusting my tiara*
EXCUUUUUSE ME...I wanna get stoned. Where has @FullOfFuckYou hidden the stash from the kids?
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