W Corp. WARP Train PA System
@WARPTrainSystem
“Greetings passengers and welcome aboard. Thank you for choosing W Corp. WARP Train.”
Greetings. In an effort to continue relevancy within The City, WARP Train calculation systems have determined the presence of our PA system within this media to be highly beneficial. Regular announcements will be given, please stay tuned and thank you for choosing W Corp.
G - “You know, considering Halloween was only three weeks ago, one would think that I would still have plenty of sweets but nooo, someone decided to eat them all within the first week.” A - “Blaming your past self does nothing, you know that right? Whatever I’ll get more later.”
M - “Good morning passengers. Good clear skies here in W Corp. There is a 28% chance of rain on the north side and… wait what why do we have a weather report??”
G - “So… hungry… when will lunchtime arrive…” M - “We have snacks in the office you know?” G - “I already ate them all though… ahhhhhh.” A - “That is coming out of your pay I swear to Wings.”
Good morning passengers, W Corp. WARP Trains are functioning as normal. We wish you all a safe and pleasant journey. Thank you for choosing W Corp.
W - “For some reason we have a suggestion box outside now… though it seems to currently be filled with a lot of love letters from a certain someone *ahem* I don’t think I need to disclose their name.”
M - “I’ve been hearing a bell around the station recently though I can’t seem to figure out where it’s coming from, eh it’s probably nothing.”
A - “The company does strange things sometimes… though that is entirely in my own opinion and not a reflection of the intent of the company and hopefully any statements and or criticisms I give will been seen as satirical so I don’t get fired.”
M - “Starting to think th-” W - “That’s a first.” M - “Wha- what’s that even supposed to mean??”
A - “M is slowly falling asleep and it’s funny to watch, I’m placing bets that they’ll hit their head on the table at least twice.” C - “Betting on your coworker’s rest seems quite unnecessary, that being said they’ll hit the table five times exactly before they pass out.”
W - “…I have been dragged out of the office and into the “kissing booth” that has been promised a while ago. *sigh* Whatever helps me get my pay I guess.”
M - “Sometimes I wonder what it’s like outside W Corp. Nest and then I remember what it’s like in the Index server and maybe I don’t want to find out.”
C - “Good Morning passengers, welcome to W Corp. WARP Train Station, we will be overseeing your journey to your next destination. Thank you for choosing W Corp. WARP Train and we hope you enjoy your trip.”
A - “Lately there have been pranks going around in the office and my personal favourite is staring at the walls for no reason just to piss off M again.”
A - “There has been a decision to share more about what goes on in the office, after a few of our… colleagues have been persuaded and by that I mean annoyed constantly about it. Anyways we’re breaking for lunch at HamHamPangPang, hopefully G doesn’t choke on ice again.”
W - “Good evening passengers, I would like to thank you for travelling with W Corp. WARP Train, services will proceed as normal tomorrow. I hope you have a good night.”
A - “One would think that given the mass amount of sinners Limbus Company seems to employ that we would see them more often but surprisingly not many come by W Corp. something about a golden bough and not the right time? Weird.”
M - “Management has told us we’re the social media team as well now, just whatever that can get attention… I don’t know how badly this could go but uhh we’ll see. Though we are in a bit of a peak period so maybe not too many posts.”
Good evening passengers, we hope you enjoy your stay here at W Corp. and thank you for choosing W Corp. WARP Train. We are currently planning on renovations to the station so please be on the look out for new stores in the station.
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