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Papa John said this in November 26, 2019 Five days later, a year ago today, the first person in the world fell ill from symptoms of COVID-19 What did Papa John know and when did he know it?

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Five days later, a year ago today, the first person in the world fell ill from symptoms of COVID-19

What did Papa John know and when did he know it?

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‘23: dawgs lose to bama by 3 & go from 1 to 6 ‘25: dawgs beat bama by 21 & go from 3 to 3


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If Gunner Stockton is not in NYC for the Heisman Ceremony I will make January 6th look like a True Love Waits convention


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There isn’t a bigger patriot in college football

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We need the publicly-owned streaming service, Steaming Dot Gov, and we need it now!


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Auburn falls to 1-1 in home games in the last 130 years in which the visiting team from Georgia had trouble getting into town due to a vehicular related incident.


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The SEC even dominates every other conference in hypothetical field storms 😤

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When there is sufficient backlash, I will be appointed health and human services secretary as the anti-RFK. I’ll be introducing food coloring additives they haven’t even invented yet. Hope you like your jello that can glow in the dark


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As a Southern Baptist, I was raised not to trust Catholics or Convicts

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Were any Swifties watching the Nebraska-Cincinnati Thursday night game just on the off-chance that she was present? Probably not, but now they’ll have to watch even the most obscure college football match-ups going forward


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your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

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“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married” No, actually my band teacher got arrested for sexting his students, and my gym teacher divorced him and then married my art teacher, who is herself the sister of my social studies teacher


We would all still be speaking liturgical Latin had the Catholic Church simply responded to Martin Luther’s 95 Theses with “I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.”


Burger King should re-release the all-black hamburger to protest Kennedy’s war on food dyes


Earth has never been racist while dinosaurs walked the earth. Guess Jurassic park doesn’t sound so stupid now, does it??


AI should be the one that has to work an email desk job, and I should be the one that spends all day drawing pictures and hallucinating


When they inevitably remake this, he should just accuse his opponent of cheating by means of anal beads

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If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, but if you love your doctor let them go


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Mamdani won. The establishment is in panic. Billionaires are raising money against him; Trump is ranting; Islamophobes are on the loose. They know what we know: Candidates who stand boldly with the working class can win not only in NYC, but anywhere. Let's stand with Zohran.



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