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For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.” We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.


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We need Kalen DeBoer to leave for Michigan and then Lane Kiffin to leave LSU for Alabama before he coaches a game to really take the insanity to the next level.


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The question of “how you fund it” is the fundamental problem of socialism.

HenrySlack's tweet image. The question of “how you fund it” is the fundamental problem of socialism.

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"Last week y'all were saying President Trump is a dictator, acting like a King." "This week you want the King and the dictator to feed you." Make it make sense. I'll wait.


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If they keep up these “protests”…..daily….for like 45 min…..they’ll be hot enough to find husbands and become Republican in a few months…..maybe longer for a few.


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stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.


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We’re creating a WNBA safe space so no mentioning Angels 0-8 from the field today please. Thank you.


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Oregon mental health advisory board includes member who identifies as TURTLE. 🐢 A member advising Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) on best practices and policies in mental health identifies as a terrapin species. JD Holt who goes by the name JD Terrapin uses turtle pronouns.…

OliLondonTV's tweet image. Oregon mental health advisory board includes member who identifies as TURTLE. 🐢

A member advising Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) on best practices and policies in mental health identifies as a terrapin species. 

JD Holt who goes by the name JD Terrapin uses turtle pronouns.…
OliLondonTV's tweet image. Oregon mental health advisory board includes member who identifies as TURTLE. 🐢

A member advising Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) on best practices and policies in mental health identifies as a terrapin species. 

JD Holt who goes by the name JD Terrapin uses turtle pronouns.…

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But y’all will drag a white girl with braids.

BlaireWhite's tweet image. But y’all will drag a white girl with braids.

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Unburdened by what has been.

DOGE's tweet image. Unburdened by what has been.
DOGE's tweet image. Unburdened by what has been.

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🎯

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Damn.

CNN just aired this holy shlit 🤣



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Maybe you can't control your IQ, but you can make decisions that are either extreme or midwit. And in my experience, life - health and fitness, socializing, investing, happiness, etc. - is better at the extremes. The middle is a trap - a place that breeds mediocrity and…

JohnLeFevre's tweet image. Maybe you can't control your IQ, but you can make decisions that are either extreme or midwit. And in my experience, life - health and fitness, socializing, investing, happiness, etc. - is better at the extremes.

The middle is a trap - a place that breeds mediocrity and…

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Democrats legit thought they could counter program Trump’s appeal with male voters with Tim Walz. That might be the most unintentionally funny move in 21st century politics.


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RFK Jr: The DNC is “telling people that Donald Trump is gonna end democracy, but Trump actually won an election. He won the primaries three times” “All of my polling from day one was showing that … I was bad for Trump, but Trump did nothing to try to get me out of the race.…


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BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

I just signed a bill to make this illegal in the state of California. You can no longer knowingly distribute an ad or other election communications that contain materially deceptive content -- including deepfakes.



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Robert F. Kennedy Jr Torches the DNC "The DNC and its media organs engineered a surge of popularity for Vice President Harris based upon nothing. No policies, no interviews, no debates, only smoke and mirrors and balloons in a highly produced Chicago circus." @RobertKennedyJr


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Accurate conclusion (read the whole post)

People need to stop overreacting about Kamala’s plan to reduce food inflation, as if it would lead to communism, mass starvation, and the end of America. I worked in M&A in the food industry. Here’s a step-by-step summary of what would actually happen: 1. The government…

RobertMSterling's tweet image. People need to stop overreacting about Kamala’s plan to reduce food inflation, as if it would lead to communism, mass starvation, and the end of America.

I worked in M&A in the food industry. Here’s a step-by-step summary of what would actually happen:

1. The government…


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Never forget.

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Satire is impossible.

The least self-aware tweet ever

PerryALPHA's tweet image. The least self-aware tweet ever


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