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For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.” We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.
We need Kalen DeBoer to leave for Michigan and then Lane Kiffin to leave LSU for Alabama before he coaches a game to really take the insanity to the next level.
The question of “how you fund it” is the fundamental problem of socialism.
"Last week y'all were saying President Trump is a dictator, acting like a King." "This week you want the King and the dictator to feed you." Make it make sense. I'll wait.
If they keep up these “protests”…..daily….for like 45 min…..they’ll be hot enough to find husbands and become Republican in a few months…..maybe longer for a few.
stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.
We’re creating a WNBA safe space so no mentioning Angels 0-8 from the field today please. Thank you.
Oregon mental health advisory board includes member who identifies as TURTLE. 🐢 A member advising Oregon’s Health Authority (OHA) on best practices and policies in mental health identifies as a terrapin species. JD Holt who goes by the name JD Terrapin uses turtle pronouns.…
But y’all will drag a white girl with braids.
Unburdened by what has been.
Damn.
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BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.
I just signed a bill to make this illegal in the state of California. You can no longer knowingly distribute an ad or other election communications that contain materially deceptive content -- including deepfakes.
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People need to stop overreacting about Kamala’s plan to reduce food inflation, as if it would lead to communism, mass starvation, and the end of America. I worked in M&A in the food industry. Here’s a step-by-step summary of what would actually happen: 1. The government…
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