KO Boomstein
@WSWBoomer
part time radio host, part time moonwalker. Aspiring crip walker, wannabe dessert tester.
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I haven't seen a whipping that bad since someone put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
I look suspiciously like Paul Simon when he was really young. Even more suspiciously, @wswDave is a spitting image of ol' Arty Garfunkel
I want to find someone I can grow old with. Then when she gets old, find someone younger. Maybe Asian.
every time there is a thunderstorm, I think to myself "thanks for the car wash, God."
I think the most productive time of day for me is between 10am and 1pm. Only because the sun creates an enormous glare on my TV. Meh
I need to find one of those baggy sequin jumpsuits that puff daddy and ma$e used to have.
@HappyLoad363 Professional eater? Of what? It better be of something fun. Like waffles. Maybe string cheese
I can't wait for my AOL version 239.0 cd to come in the mail! Wireless is for suckers!
Do you want to hear the terrible, terrible truth? Or watch me sock a few dingers?
anything that comes easy is not worth having. Except oxygen. Maybe pornography
I love chicken nuggets, but hate how I feel after eating chicken nuggets. This is your classic tough decision
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