Word To Your Mother
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Wife. Mother. Writer. Ball Juggler.
'Dear FOMO, We Need A Break – Being A Mother is Enough' via @red_tricycle - redtri.com/dear-fomo-we-n…
Nothing irritates me more than someone who constantly complains about a situation they're in but does absolutely nothing to change it.
That moment you remember you have homework due. And you're 37. And it's for your daughter's kindergarten class.
I'm white, but not drinking an eggnog latte from cage free, free range chicken egg whites while writing a screenplay at Starbucks white.
I love you no matter what. I might want to stab you with a fork sometimes but that's because I care.
You know that thing when you laugh so hard you pee a little? Oh, well. Me either. But WATCH THIS!!!
Thank you, #halloween, for being the only time of yr my cobwebs, dust, & unkempt home can be passed off as festive decor
"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want-it's like an excuse for Halloween every day."G. Stefani #wednesdaywisdom #NationalPumpkinDay
To make a million you have to help a million. startamomblog.com/increase-traff… via @startamomblog
When someone starts talking to you about their weekend plans before you've had your coffee.
#IGetDepressedWhen I run out of my selective serotonin and norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor. I may be taking this hashtag too literally.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot of Epinephrine seriously no really dude I mean it I can't afford it anymore #MakeASongTitleLonger #EpiPen
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