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Nothing irritates me more than someone who constantly complains about a situation they're in but does absolutely nothing to change it.


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That moment you remember you have homework due. And you're 37. And it's for your daughter's kindergarten class.


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I'm white, but not drinking an eggnog latte from cage free, free range chicken egg whites while writing a screenplay at Starbucks white.


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I love you no matter what. I might want to stab you with a fork sometimes but that's because I care.


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You know that thing when you laugh so hard you pee a little? Oh, well. Me either. But WATCH THIS!!!

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Thank you, #halloween, for being the only time of yr my cobwebs, dust, & unkempt home can be passed off as festive decor


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"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want-it's like an excuse for Halloween every day."G. Stefani #wednesdaywisdom #NationalPumpkinDay


Pie-Cake-Fudge-Ice Cream-If I could be Megan for a day #eatanextradessertday


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When someone starts talking to you about their weekend plans before you've had your coffee.


#IGetDepressedWhen I think too much about hashtags & housework


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#IGetDepressedWhen I run out of my selective serotonin and norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor. I may be taking this hashtag too literally.


Hit Me With Your Best Shot of Epinephrine seriously no really dude I mean it I can't afford it anymore #MakeASongTitleLonger #EpiPen


When daycare kicks out my 4 yr old with #autism #mother #momlife


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