Insurance Agent
@WackyAssJob
I work for a very lucrative commercial insurance broker. You'd be surprised to hear what goes on behind the scenes, from employees to customers
I went to KFC and they were having an Obama special. It consisted of left wings and assholes - employee
So I had this dream where there was a snake between my legs, and I was in bed" - Boss's wife
They are talking about YOU, sweetheart (evil laughing) YOUUUU sweetheart - Employee
"Only the good die young, so I'm going to be a mean son of a bitch until the day that I die"- My Boss
"Really asshole? Is the premise address right? Then shove it up your ass! Find something to do besides spend your dad's money!"- Boss's wife
"I was chastized because I told my wife they should release the Erin Andrews tapes, as evidence footage. She slapped me."- Employee
"I heard the Swiss funded Zurich by using dead Jew money. I wonder who wants to be the lucky recipient of that question?"- Employee
"Every time you wake up sick again? Simple. Don't go to sleep. You youngin's have no common sense anymore. Next time seek my advice"-Empl
"You're too cute to be that smart. I wish I had common sense"- Employee
"I'm his wife. I am not supposed to be doing this shit"- Boss's wife regarding buying him a birthday cake
"Their policy sucks, please fix it. They are like the red-headed step child of World Golf"- Customer
"If I get fired for insubordination you had better believe I'm taking you with me" - Employee
"I found a place to get my mammogram done for free so I'm all like SQUISH THAT BOOBIE!" - Employee
"Guess what's exciting?!" "What, you're pregnant?"- Boss's wife "Uh, that would not be exciting right now, but tomorrow is Friday"
"I'm 10 ft from the cars and this is so cool!"-Boss calling @ Daytona 500"Well I'm 10 ft from Philips and the cars are going really fast!"
"Ok non business is more important to talk about than business, right? So now about those tulips..."- Employee
"She is bi-polar? Is that better or worse than being just plain bi?"- Employee
"I always share with people I care about"- Employee "Does that mean you like threesomes?!"- Employee response
"She can't lift 5 gallons to fill the fish tank with water look at her little spaghetti arms" - My boss
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