WadeingPool's profile picture. Name's Wade. I'm here for the babes. And to write. Just ignore me if I talk to myself. I'm quirky like that. #CollegeAU

Wade Wilson

@WadeingPool

Name's Wade. I'm here for the babes. And to write. Just ignore me if I talk to myself. I'm quirky like that. #CollegeAU

Is… uh… @StudiousLoki still around?


Surprise, motherfuckers! This school may have suspended me, but their accusations held do water in the fair and just courts of this fine nation I'm standing in right now.


{We've done worse.} [And smashing his face into the brick wall was really satisfying.] {He /was/ about to assault her. That's justified.}


What did we do? What did we just do? {You just saved a girl.} *hisses at the box under his breath* I just /killed/ someone! [She won't talk]


/Fine/. Tomorrow we'll go /outside/. [Good.] {Finally having someone around that understands your jokes is a plus, isn't it?}


*drops the sheets, jaw tense* And /this/ is when my doctor decides to take a second honeymoon. /Great/ fucking timing. *jerks open a drawer*


-- and I'm /not/ coming back here covered in gore. I. Am. /Okay/. I'm /dating/ someone. And they /like/ me! So just shut the /fuck/ up.


Fuck… The goddamn boxes are back, too. *sits down for a moment, eyes closed and jaw clenched before beginning a frantic search of his room*


*looks out his window as if just noticing the outside world again* … What the hell is even going on in this place?


Being a hermit? It's not working out that great. [But so many people have survived because of it.] Is college called "surviving"?


@SarcasticWebs So whaddya do when you're not in college? Video games? [Say video games!] Reading? Uh… sports? [Chess isn't a sport.]


@SarcasticWebs It's kind of a "we'll call you when we need you" arrangement… Keeps me pretty busy. How about you? Got a job?


@SarcasticWebs I think I've gotta show up to the rest of those classes anyway. Missed too many days when I… [Lie creatively!] … had to work.


@SarcasticWebs --classes, is it? [Can we borrow his notes?] I still don't get why they make you take math classes for a journalism major.


@SarcasticWebs Oh, hey. Uh… [Wait…] Wait, who're you and how'd you hear about me? If anything exploded, it /really/ wasn't me this time.


Can't believe that I keep forgetting to be social. Busy with jobs and the work and hiding how crazy I am from you normal people…


So did I miss them? *peers out of his dorm, ready for an attack* Completely? Even the one with all the happy goddamn couples and shit?


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