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Roland and Co.

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May you find your book in this place. (Parody Not affiliated with Project Moon and Library of Ruina)

Roland and Co. reposted

Did that to a Thumb Saldato in front of Dong Hwans once

yall think Roland pulled this shit off while he was rampaging



Roland and Co. reposted

Wwwwwwoops.

WashedUpFixer's tweet image. Wwwwwwoops.

“Wonder if she’ll show up if I do it again.”


I can’t even shame you for this fr.

Can I say something unfitting of a mentor



Roland and Co. reposted

You’re what?


Cuz that bitch gon need it?

If you ever see me fighting in a forest with a grizzly bear, help the bear



Sorry about him, he’s an idiot.

"So called blood god"



=Get your putrid undead stench off of my husband.=


=Hey what if I fucking killed you?=


I’ve known you for like 3 years.

Tch. Ye know nothing of me.



Eh.

yer time is near mortal 🥀



If you really didn’t care, I don’t think you would’ve said this at all.

Most mortals would do anything to escape meaningless insignificance. I think there’s more tae existence than that. Try being loved. Of course, don’t think that I truly care. I never would, even if I could. I’m the living dead, after all.



Dear god, I’m pushing 40.

Welp. Guess I was born today. Can’t exactly say I’m grateful for EVERY moment of life, but hey… I endured it to enjoy the really good parts. That’s why any of us do, right? Met lotsa people. Made good Friends n Family… can’t complain too much.

WashedUpFixer's tweet image. Welp. Guess I was born today.

Can’t exactly say I’m grateful for EVERY moment of life, but hey… I endured it to enjoy the really good parts. That’s why any of us do, right?

Met lotsa people. Made good Friends n Family… can’t complain too much.


Welp. Guess I was born today. Can’t exactly say I’m grateful for EVERY moment of life, but hey… I endured it to enjoy the really good parts. That’s why any of us do, right? Met lotsa people. Made good Friends n Family… can’t complain too much.

WashedUpFixer's tweet image. Welp. Guess I was born today.

Can’t exactly say I’m grateful for EVERY moment of life, but hey… I endured it to enjoy the really good parts. That’s why any of us do, right?

Met lotsa people. Made good Friends n Family… can’t complain too much.

=I miss my son.=

-Be sure to appreciate your mothers while you still have them, everyone- -You never know how long you have with them-

Dr_Faust_MD's tweet image. -Be sure to appreciate your mothers while you still have them, everyone-

-You never know how long you have with them-


Welp, today’s pretty bittersweet. Uhm…


Roland and Co. reposted

=. . . Hello Child, my name is Angela.=


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%Of course...~%

YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

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[ #GOLFP ] I do not have a strong enough concept of humor to understand what could be comical about this sport.

hello. I’m here to present the most blood pumping (haha get it) spring event. #GOLFP In this event, you have the most simplest task you could be given. Get the ball in the hole. But theres..more? i got that right. i think. Make me laugh. You get a special reward if you win. 🧵

GallopOnForever's tweet image. hello.
I’m here to present the most blood pumping (haha get it) spring event.
#GOLFP 
In this event, you have the most simplest task you could be given. Get the ball in the hole. But theres..more? i got that right. i think.
Make me laugh. You get a special reward if you win.
🧵


You took Maya away, what more could you do to hurt us?

Sam and Max, don’t look, but there’s a set of ugly bitches underneath you

HappyBuckTaylor's tweet image. Sam and Max, don’t look, but there’s a set of ugly bitches underneath you


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