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More Manly than you will ever be.

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Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.


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Life is too short not to enjoy it.


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Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.


A man hit me once...I was the last baby he ever delivered.


Children? You mean, Fuck Trophies.


Wire strippers? You mean, my finger nails.


Inhaler? You mean, Cigar.


Frost Bite? You mean, Ice Tan.


Permanent scar? You mean "Free Tattoo".


I like my women like I like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my penis.


Dubstep? You mean the sound my asshole makes when taking a shit?


Assault rifles made illegal? Better keep my pants on then.


Semen? You mean my girlfriend's eye drops?


Donate blood? Hand me a bucket and a gun.


Personality? You mean her tits?


Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.


Does the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine.


3 steaks a day, fights off the gay.


Kills two stones. With one bird.


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