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@WebAloo

Father of one, enemy of receipt paper. Relatable chaos only. #followback

Conquered half the world for spices just to end up eating radioactive peas.

British cuisine. Best in the world.

lushtrae's tweet image. British cuisine. Best in the world.


Fettuccini duped everyone. How long before becomes “independent “?

Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.

KyleKulinski's tweet image. Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.


I drink this stuff as soon as winter rolls around. It’s tasty too.

if you got cough & your throat hurts, try this korean honey lemon tea… literally a LIFE SAVER😭☝🏼

apolokacang's tweet image. if you got cough & your throat hurts, try this korean honey lemon tea… literally a LIFE SAVER😭☝🏼
apolokacang's tweet image. if you got cough & your throat hurts, try this korean honey lemon tea… literally a LIFE SAVER😭☝🏼
apolokacang's tweet image. if you got cough & your throat hurts, try this korean honey lemon tea… literally a LIFE SAVER😭☝🏼


Three fiddy

Is this worth $29.99?

eatinerni's tweet image. Is this worth $29.99?


Is that carpet and shoes indoor?

couple that just remembered they have to take the MetroNorth home

daisandconfused's tweet image. couple that just remembered they have to take the MetroNorth home


He’s downloading higher consciousness.

WTF is my cat doing

killbygirl's tweet image. WTF is my cat doing


For that much, hoping it’s Password123.com. Secure the bag, secure the password.

I just spent 30 grand ($30,000 USD) on a .com domain name at @GoDaddy. Can you guess what it is?

aaron_ainow's tweet image. I just spent 30 grand ($30,000 USD) on a .com domain name at @GoDaddy. Can you guess what it is?


Are billionaires this dumb?

This is one of the best explanations of what is going in America right now, why @ZohranKMamdani won in NYC, and what the risks are for our country and the world. @elonmusk is the spokesperson. He is brilliant, incredibly articulate , and spot on. What makes this video even…

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Nobody: Me: I wonder what my plants say about me when I leave the room.


If you remember LimeWire, you’ve seen things no antivirus could ever cleanse.


America: where your flight, healthcare, and democracy all get delayed at the same time.

WebAloo's tweet image. America: where your flight, healthcare, and democracy all get delayed at the same time.

Put a fork in me Jerry! I am cooked

Trump at Mar-a-Lago this weekend without his orange makeup

patriottakes's tweet image. Trump at Mar-a-Lago this weekend without his orange makeup


Let’s go. Shakira Shakira!

Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law



Who are these audience that claps for Bill? I always wonder. He has fans?

Bill Maher on Zohran Mamdani: "I'd like him to do this show. So many other Democrats, and I vote Democratic, they still won’t come on here." Bill O'Reilly: "They don't like you." Maher: "This guy seems to say he has b*lls. Let's see it."



Sit back and watch

Candace Owens has labeled Laura Loomer a mentally ill psychopath with multiple disorders, calling her a fake Jew who only converted for political gain. She adds that Loomer constantly wishes for "another 09/11" to strike the United States. Owens says Loomer and the pro-Israel…



Why is it one Dems? They don’t even control any branch of the government? I don’t get it🤷

Charlamagne Tha God presses Dems to end shutdown impasse: "Stop playing politics" trib.al/N79g3xz



Make America Florida? Ok but only if hurricanes count as paid time off.

Make America Florida 🇺🇸

RepLuna's tweet image. Make America Florida 🇺🇸
RepLuna's tweet image. Make America Florida 🇺🇸


That’s MrBeast before taxes and MrBeast after.

Ain’t no way bro

bx_on_x's tweet image. Ain’t no way bro
bx_on_x's tweet image. Ain’t no way bro


yeah, my fridge light turns on every time i open the door. insane visuals.

See any good @bangers lately?



50-year mortgage? yeah, that’s not a dream, that’s a life sentence. - you’re not buying a house, you’re renting from a bank in slow motion - that $500k home? you’ll pay a million just for the privilege of dying in it - banks get richer, you get old - your kids inherit your debt…


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