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Peter Parker

@WebbedHero

No matter the cost, I will always be your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. (RP)

*Peter looked through his bag and then slipped on the "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt over his suit* Perfect.


*he texted @HeatedStorm* [Hey, stupid. Get your team and meet us at Super Avenger Hut Jr.]


Skiddy dee boop bop wow-- yeah, okay, focus Peter. Focus..


*Peter took the time to dial @SizeIsPower's number and called him, rubbing the back of his neck as it was ringing*


*Peter pulled the phone out of his bag and texted @MercOfInsanity: [txt] Yo, DouchePool. We need you at Avengers Tower. Bring Bruce.


Yo @WebbedNewcomer, c'mon. We're off to the Baxter Building. Spider related business.


Peter Parker reposted

"New York City. Clean shafts of nyrodynamic fiber, metal plating and neon lit rooftops. The (cont) tl.gd/ncja1s


*Peter had been up for a while, dressed in casual apartment clothing. He found @StretchyRage at the table drinking a cup of joe*


*a couple of days had passed, days filled with derping about. But finally, Peter headed across town to sign up for that internship*


I can haz kebabs? *Peter loudly gigglesnorted, workers around him giving awkward stares* .....


*by work, that mainly consisted of looking up cat videos on lesser used internet browsers because Peter was cool like that, ironically*


*Peter slyly caught a glimpse of Betty's ass as she walked by his desk, his [Dat Ass] face intensified. And then got back to work*


*Peter shoots a text over to @Shellhead_Stark, as he hung upside down* [txt] yo bruh, u wanna science monday?


"Or even the Parker kid," he says.


I-I.. I wanna have drinking problems and discuss boobies and science too.

WebbedHero's tweet image. I-I.. I wanna have drinking problems and discuss boobies and science too.

[txt] Yo, @Shellhead_Stark. Just a heads up, we're getting a pizza.


Peter Parker reposted

It's not like you have a "putting beautiful teenage girl in danger" fetish, right?


Hey whoa, I ain't getting mixed up with Hank's ant fetish. I have my own projects to work on.


Luke knows a thing or two about that.


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