What Corey Says
@WhatCoreySays
Gems from a luddite living in a digital world, as captured by his friends.
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[In 2018] “Are you on insta? Cuz I have full-on desktop instagram.” #WhatCoreySays
[On watching #TheCrown] “I love watching stuff I can look up on Wikipedia.” #WhatCoreySays
"I don't have FOMO. I have JOMO [Joy of Missing Out]." #WhatCoreySays
(While doing a crossword) "What's Yoko Ono's last name?" "Oh." #WhatCoreySays
"Is 'neighbourhoods' really such a long word or am I drunk?" #WhatCoreySays
"I like that you used the word 'superlative'." #WhatCoreySays
*while mid-squat at his desk* "Oh, I can't even squat in these, they're too tight." #WhatCoreySays
"Amazing. Amazing. Kirsten Dunst never looked so good!" #WhatCoreySays
"I'm not good at making things up, I'm good at publicizing them." #WhatCoreySays
"That outfit looked better when you were sitting down." #WhatCoreySays
"I like the way she looks up close, it's nice." #WhatCoreySays
"You lived this long without it, but maybe you weren't really living..." #WhatCoreySays
"I've gotta stop talking like an asshole." #WhatCoreySays
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