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Gems from a luddite living in a digital world, as captured by his friends.

[In 2018] “Are you on insta? Cuz I have full-on desktop instagram.” #WhatCoreySays


[On watching #TheCrown] “I love watching stuff I can look up on Wikipedia.” #WhatCoreySays


"I don't have FOMO. I have JOMO [Joy of Missing Out]." #WhatCoreySays


(While doing a crossword) "What's Yoko Ono's last name?" "Oh." #WhatCoreySays


"FUCK THAT, that's photoshopped." #WhatCoreySays


[on a cyber attack] "I'm in a frenzy!!!" #WhatCoreySays


"Is 'neighbourhoods' really such a long word or am I drunk?" #WhatCoreySays


"STOP ALL THE GODDAMN THINGS!!!" #WhatCoreySays


"I like that you used the word 'superlative'." #WhatCoreySays


*while mid-squat at his desk* "Oh, I can't even squat in these, they're too tight." #WhatCoreySays


"Amazing. Amazing. Kirsten Dunst never looked so good!" #WhatCoreySays


"That's good, that's Instagram ready." #WhatCoreySays


"Turn around, let me see your wallet." #WhatCoreySays


"I'm not good at making things up, I'm good at publicizing them." #WhatCoreySays


"That outfit looked better when you were sitting down." #WhatCoreySays


"I like the way she looks up close, it's nice." #WhatCoreySays


"You gotta treat your bum right." #WhatCoreySays


"You lived this long without it, but maybe you weren't really living..." #WhatCoreySays


"Wait, you don't think I'm chill?!"#WhatCoreySays


"I've gotta stop talking like an asshole." #WhatCoreySays


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