WiD! and 102 others
@WhenIDieHumor
A collection of final wishes. Living death to the fullest.
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When I die, donate my body to a local "haunted house" to be used as a prop
When I die I want to be cremated but at my funeral there will be an open casket with a Muppet version of me.
When I die, wrap me like a present and put me under the tree
When I die, lay all the gnomes we stole in high school on my grave. I hope some other high school kids come along and steal them too ❤️
When I die drop my body from Times Square precisely as the year turns 2007
When I die mix my ashes into the grand finale fireworks of a 4th of July fireworks show
When I die donate my body to science. But not some community college bio class— it’s gotta be @elonmusk . Nothing but the best for my corpse
When I die please spray paint “Don’t Dead Open Inside” on my mosulesm doors
When I die take my body to @RiotFest and throw it into the crowd and see if anyone notices they’re crowdsurfing a corpse
When I die, bury me face down so everyone can kiss my ass
When I die donate my body to Jackass so Steve-O can ride my body down a water slide like a skateboard
When I die please do the “Asian Jim” thing so my friends and family don’t know I’m dead yet
When I die turn me into soilent green, or as I call it- human chum
When I die place these recordings of me whispering “deez nuts” inside the walls of my house so I can haunt it forever
When I die let my ashes be made into a brick and used by an electronic pop duo to construct a giant pyramid in Texas
Would you give your ashes to the KLF after you die? p4k.in/ciJlaeL
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The KLF Announce Plans to Build Pyramid Out of 34,592 Dead People
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