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@WhenImSean

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First rule of driving the slinky bus is do NOT go down stairs in it


Feel like we could make airplane walls softer


Uber driver started us off with getcha head in the game and she apparently has no knowledge of Troy or any high school musical character. Really disappointing stuff.


How are the ingredients that far down on the recipe page


Yeah he’s a vampire but all molars. Really just gnaws on ya that’s all


I’d be pissed if I were Vance and I kept losing JD Power awards to Silverados


Starbucks carrying sriracha as their only hot sauce is lunacy. Maybe the least breakfast-y hot sauce


If zoos are so bad why do all the animals work there


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It's lowkey chill to be unemployed


Look at how big this leaf is

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Scarfing down Italian beefs while whispering “I’m the Bear”


Adopted a dog on a budget and apparently he only eats really elaborate cold cut sandwiches. Any advice is appreciated.


My dad always wanted me to be an engineer growing up but the truth is I hate trains


New firework just dropped. This one spells out get a job in your mom’s tone.


What the fuck is the point of an open bar if buffalo wings are extra


Please be CAREFUL and LISTEN this Father’s Day. Just kicked my dad’s ass over an avoidable Mai Tai / Muay Thai mix up. Don’t be that guy


Playing bar trivia and team Anita Head is in first place. Guy reading the questions is not happy. Gotta respect the game. #biggerthansports


Telling the cart girl we could be seasonally unemployed together after asking her to watch my drive


Dune 2 is probably the best super hero movie for dudes who can’t speak up


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How am I the only one of my friends with kibble belly?? And everyone wants to go to the beach tomorrow and I’m like “Ok you guys can go I’ll just stay home” Whatevr they are starting me on a new brand tomorrow with real ingredients


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