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Whitney Phillips

@WhitDenbow

my mom thinks I'm funny.

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Let us witness the beauty of the world together! t.cn/R0J8qJl

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I won a game by 53 point at New York stage. Let’s play together![goo.gl/PKD66U] #Bowling_King


Last night I had a salad for dinner. Well, it was fruit salad. With grapes. Lots of grapes. Well, it was all grapes. Okay, it was wine.


I hate that rush of shame I feel every time I secretly pick my nose and remember all my dead relatives are watching me. #sorrygrandpa


Just texted "Love you, babe!" and it autocorrected to "You're single. Get it together." #ThanksSiri


What does "turnt" mean and how do I make it stop?


My financial advisor advised me to get some actual finances before seeking his advice. Seems like good advice. I'm confused.


In my eyes, stating "I mean, I'm not racist but" is the most respectful way to be racist.


Research shows that turtles can breath through their butts. Cool..But so can I. Want me to prove it?


Just realized it's "Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day." Does "Leaving Work Because It's Not Fun" count as celebrating? I'll ask my boss.


Dear dangling skin on the roof of my mouth birthed from scalding hot pizza, stop vanishing when I try to grab you. My tongue is exhausted.


Celebrating another day of planning to start my diet tomorrow.


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