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Who called it social anxiety and not the meet sweats?


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Husbands on Grindr.

What are those things the Republican women have that Democrat women don't have. Best comment wins!

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What are those things the Republican women have that Democrat women don't have. Best comment wins!

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Type of cloud? CumuloCuntis

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CumuloCuntis

I'm not smart, but I'm smart enough to know i shouldn't be in charge.


Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.

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I could get into heisting. Not cat burglary, though. I'm a more a dog guy and too old to be scaling tall buildings. I crack a smile and I need morphine.


Christmas murder trials get earlier every year. Before you know it it'll be Easter homicide legal proceedings and in no time it's the annual Bloomsday assassination hearings.

Saudi doctor who killed 6 after plowing car into crowd at German Christmas market begins trial trib.al/A2LhfkL

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The Virginia Giuffre memoir is probably even available in the library.

At least some people’s lives have improved in Donald Trump’s America.

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I call this "Fuck Off And Die Scooter Cunts!"

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No I'm in hospital again and now I lowkey regret all my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.


Yes, this is my fault and I feel sorry for myself. Both things can be simultaneously true and does not mitigate any of this.


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