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This is an INSANE paragraph from today’s Epstein Files. The DOJ forgot to redact it.
🚨CAUGHT ON TAPE: a clip going viral shows Greg Bovino’s orders to ICE agents in Minnesota, saying “this is OUR fucking city” - and pushing mass arrests. He promises “trailers of that shit,” meaning tear gas. This is why people are dead. Share this everywhere. #ICEoffOurStreets
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i can’t believe fat asses used to be an undesirable trait. what the fuck were they smoking in the 2000s
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
the cure to male loneliness is self isolating for so long that you just get used to it and it feels normal
I would like to know the names of the assholes who did not vote for him..they are too cowardly to identify themselves…
Absolutely Petty: Bill Polian was a huge influence in Bill Belichick not being a first ballot HOF’er, with an anonymous voter saying Polian told voters Belichick should have to wait a year as penance for Spygate and Deflate Gate. 🤯🤯🤯🤯
This day felt like a damn fever dream man
Comic book artist Tim Doyle endorses murdering ICE agents.
Little sausage, the only thing you had to do was beat a 38 year old guy. You just lost the biggest paycheck of your life. You were going to get rich if you won. Justin, all I can say is congratulations… and I’d like to tell you to get ready, but you’re screwed no matter what.
There are no penguins in Greenland. All Penguins live in the southern hemisphere except one species from the Galapagos Islands. Perhaps you shouldn’t have dismantled the Department of Education so quickly.
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