WinningSpectre's profile picture. The first Warlock Spectre. On a quest to save the galaxy, do a lot of red sand, and bang beautiful women. #Winning #MERP #Parody 18+

Charlie S. Shepard

@WinningSpectre

The first Warlock Spectre. On a quest to save the galaxy, do a lot of red sand, and bang beautiful women. #Winning #MERP #Parody 18+

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I'm back bastards. And my Scale Itch has been fully suppressed.


It's time to make the galaxy #winning again.


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I tried extranet dating once.

WinningSpectre's tweet image. I tried extranet dating once.

Ladies. I am single and looking. I only ask that you give me red sand three times an hour and call me daddy during lovemaking.


I've screwed half the women in the galaxy. With no protection, and I offered. Scale itch is probably more common than a cold these days.


But my PR guy told me to make a public statement saying there is no way I could have infected anyone else. But that's just impossible.


There was a period of my life where I was hanging around and partying with a lot of unsavory characters.


Yes. I have tested positive for scale itch. It is a completely manageable sexually transmitted infection.


I'm voting against Councilor Trump. With my Carnifex.


I also must inform several Asari maidens to be tested for scale itch. Also that there's no way I can be the father of their daughters.


Attention ladies and crackwhores! I have returned from my latest stint in rehab and I'm completely clean. Almost.


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